011 (Voice)

[uberboned]

[I'm going to assume Gabe's disco is gone, thanks to Az. Or Dean got bored and made it go away. Or Gabe is actually recording this from a maintenance hallway where he has taken up residence to live forever as a hobo. Whatever.]

I don't wanna be the guy pulling the divine retribution card here, but I wasn't here for the whole "Davros situation" and all I know is that he's some crazy guy in a wheelchair who... Likes genocide or something. This is all hearsay. Whatever. Don't actually care for the gory details. All I know is that half of everyone's afraid of him, the other half thinks that half is stupid, and a good portion of people here just wanna kick over the little son of a bitch's wheelchair. And he's a dick.

But, uh, guys? You have two, count 'em- two angels on this boat, on top of whatever else is lurking, so what's the big deal? If he tries anything shifty until some poor sap gets shackled to him, we got it covered. Ain't nothing we can't handle. Really. I promise. Return to your lives as normal, citizens.

[Private to Irene.]

Don't poke the crazy guy in the wheelchair. Or I'll find you. And you'll hate it.

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[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Archangel. And don't worry, precious, I'm probably way less qualified than you think I am. Just with a little more battery power than most.

Gabriel.

[cisskabob]

...'Nice to meet you' feels a little inadequate for a greeting, I have to say. Sunday School never really gives you the etiquette for greeting an archangel.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

There was a secret handshake, but I think I forgot it. I've been a long time on earth. Kinda failed the Sunday School standards of angelhood way back when, too, so... Nice to meetcha works fine.

[cisskabob]

Maybe you should make up a new one, then. But in that case, nice to meet you! Can an archangel fail Sunday School standards? Maybe the standards failed you.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

I think once you spend most of your earthly existence pretending to be a pagan god, they write you out of the Bible.

[cisskabob]

...Huh. Well as far as I know, you're still in there. Which pagan god?

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Well, look at that. I was better at that hiding thing than I thought.

A Trickster. Don't ask me which one, I don't remember. I was just the Trickster.

[cisskabob]

The Archangel Gabriel pretending to be the Trickster. That's... Real life really is better than fiction, isn't it?

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

You're telling me, precious.