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[uberboned]

[I'm going to assume Gabe's disco is gone, thanks to Az. Or Dean got bored and made it go away. Or Gabe is actually recording this from a maintenance hallway where he has taken up residence to live forever as a hobo. Whatever.]

I don't wanna be the guy pulling the divine retribution card here, but I wasn't here for the whole "Davros situation" and all I know is that he's some crazy guy in a wheelchair who... Likes genocide or something. This is all hearsay. Whatever. Don't actually care for the gory details. All I know is that half of everyone's afraid of him, the other half thinks that half is stupid, and a good portion of people here just wanna kick over the little son of a bitch's wheelchair. And he's a dick.

But, uh, guys? You have two, count 'em- two angels on this boat, on top of whatever else is lurking, so what's the big deal? If he tries anything shifty until some poor sap gets shackled to him, we got it covered. Ain't nothing we can't handle. Really. I promise. Return to your lives as normal, citizens.

[Private to Irene.]

Don't poke the crazy guy in the wheelchair. Or I'll find you. And you'll hate it.

Comments

[tartaned.livejournal.com]

Really, my dear. Comparing me to Alastair is going too far.

[Private]
I'd ask if you were always this complimentary behind closed doors, but I know that you are. In any case, I suppose it's good that he's following his beliefs. It was, ah, rather disorienting to know him as a human.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you're right. Even I wouldn't sink that low.

[Private]

He's my stupid kid brother. I'm allowed to make fun of the fact that intense skull of his? Is filled with nothin' but stuffing.

You're telling me. Cas as a human? Mindblowing.

[tartaned.livejournal.com]

I thought I'd find your standards somewhere.

[Private]
I take it that's teasing, then?

It does make one wonder what we'd be like, human...

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Oh look at that, they were right beside my very rusty sense of virtue. Haven't dragged that out in a millennium.

[Private]

You had a depraved existence, Azi. Don't worry. I'm gonna be the big brother you never knew you always wanted. And I'll tease you for being stuffy and British. It'll be great.

....I'm pretty sure you'd still be stuffy and British and I'd still be... Uh. Me.

[tartaned.livejournal.com]

One could hope that you'd choose to dust it off.

[Private]
Once I learn to equate verbal abuse for affection, I'm sure it'll come to me naturally.

Well, Castiel was so radically different, to say the least, that I don't think it'd be as simple as all that. It's merely a theoretical question, of course, but one never does know what the Barge will spring on us next.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Too much effort, not enough payoff. Nice try though.

[Private]

Oh hey, he can be taught!

Well, Cas also hasn't been on earth for, uh, a gazillion years, but I see your point.

[tartaned.livejournal.com]

The Barge is a place for reformation. It would be very apt.

[Private]
Anything is possible. [feel that dryness]

It'd at least be insufferably annoying to have to eat and sleep regularly and the like. I don't know how humans remember it.