010 (Voice)

[uberboned]

[There's a long pause before Gabe actually speaks, because he wants everyone to hear the DULCET STRAINS OF 70'S DISCO BLARING FROM SOMEWHERE IN HIS ROOM. When he speaks over it, he kinda has the tone of a man at the end of his rope. Pay attention, children. This doesn't happen often.]

Someone on this boat  thinks they're a comedian and it's not me.

Dean, do I need to kill you 500 more times?

[NO, DEAN. HE DOESN'T KNOW IT WAS YOU, BUT WHO ELSE WOULD STICK SOMETHING WITH LYRICS LIKE "BURN, BABY, BURN" IN HIS ROOM. :|]

Comments

[always-thewoman.livejournal.com]

What is that infernal racket?

I feel like my eardrums are beings scraped out of my head.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Congratulations. Welcome to the 70's.

[always-thewoman.livejournal.com]

I lived through the 70s, and I guarantee that there was nothing of that sort involved.