It's a testament to America that a guy who ran a popular PIZZA CHAIN is getting good marks for the presidential candidacy. THIS IS WHY YOU'RE FAT, AMERICA.
...Beyond that, he doesn't really care about politics, unless someone's abusing their power. :|
AND OH, THIS IS A FUN ONE.
Okay, Gabriel did not go into the world intending to fuck his way across fifty pantheons. He needed a cover- Loki was good for it, because, well, Loki didn't really have much of a choice- STAY TIED TO A ROCK UNTIL RAGNAROK OR LET ME RIDE YOUR ASS AND MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, YOU'LL GET A CHANCE TO BE LET OUT SOMEDAY. ...Yeah, he was... More of a dick back then. Crazy Lucifer logic and all.
Anyway. Well, you can't just go "OHHHH NO" when Sigyn is jumping your ass as soon as you're free. That woman was, well, extremely loyal to Loki during that time period, so Gabriel couldn't just throw her off and go EWWW if he wanted to maintain his cover. So, in short, it took him... five minutes to actually pop his cherry, but he was awkward as hell and he wasn't sure if he liked it at all at time, because DUDE, HE JUST GOT THIS VESSEL. HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW IT ALL WORKS. And Sigyn, like a trooper, just blamed it all on atrophy from being bound to a rock for a billion years.
So it wasn't until later that he started feeling a bit more comfortable with it, because it's just a natural part of god-dom, for the most part, and he'd be side-eyed if he shied away from it for too long- at first it was just with Sigyn and then... They kinda did what gods do and started seeing other people... Okay, Gabriel started seeing other people and Sigyn, IDK, did her nails or something. And WHAT HO? He did actually like it. So when he finally split from Asgard because they were all "EW LOKI GO BACK TO WHORE ISLAND," he started experimenting. He was probably on Balthazar's level back then, because young angels experimenting with sex for the first time are apparently slutmongers. So he did everything he could and after a few thousand years of that, he mellowed out, realized he had certain tastes... So I wouldn't say Gabriel has any sort of OMG HETERONORMATIVE LIFESTYLE so much as... He has a specific taste and it's women. It's not really a straight-laced sexuality as much as it's someone saying "I like pears, but I don't like grapes." But it's easier to say "Guys, I'm straight. Ew." Because he's kind of been engrossed in the culture of humanity and that's how humans explain their likes and dislikes, re: sex.
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Date: 2011-11-08 06:38 pm (UTC)...Beyond that, he doesn't really care about politics, unless someone's abusing their power. :|
AND OH, THIS IS A FUN ONE.
Okay, Gabriel did not go into the world intending to fuck his way across fifty pantheons. He needed a cover- Loki was good for it, because, well, Loki didn't really have much of a choice- STAY TIED TO A ROCK UNTIL RAGNAROK OR LET ME RIDE YOUR ASS AND MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, YOU'LL GET A CHANCE TO BE LET OUT SOMEDAY. ...Yeah, he was... More of a dick back then. Crazy Lucifer logic and all.
Anyway. Well, you can't just go "OHHHH NO" when Sigyn is jumping your ass as soon as you're free. That woman was, well, extremely loyal to Loki during that time period, so Gabriel couldn't just throw her off and go EWWW if he wanted to maintain his cover. So, in short, it took him... five minutes to actually pop his cherry, but he was awkward as hell and he wasn't sure if he liked it at all at time, because DUDE, HE JUST GOT THIS VESSEL. HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW IT ALL WORKS. And Sigyn, like a trooper, just blamed it all on atrophy from being bound to a rock for a billion years.
So it wasn't until later that he started feeling a bit more comfortable with it, because it's just a natural part of god-dom, for the most part, and he'd be side-eyed if he shied away from it for too long- at first it was just with Sigyn and then... They kinda did what gods do and started seeing other people... Okay, Gabriel started seeing other people and Sigyn, IDK, did her nails or something. And WHAT HO? He did actually like it. So when he finally split from Asgard because they were all "EW LOKI GO BACK TO WHORE ISLAND," he started experimenting. He was probably on Balthazar's level back then, because young angels experimenting with sex for the first time are apparently slutmongers. So he did everything he could and after a few thousand years of that, he mellowed out, realized he had certain tastes... So I wouldn't say Gabriel has any sort of OMG HETERONORMATIVE LIFESTYLE so much as... He has a specific taste and it's women. It's not really a straight-laced sexuality as much as it's someone saying "I like pears, but I don't like grapes." But it's easier to say "Guys, I'm straight. Ew." Because he's kind of been engrossed in the culture of humanity and that's how humans explain their likes and dislikes, re: sex.