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Oct. 9th, 2011 10:04 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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Have you ever wondered something about Gabriel? His thoughts on Mary, Mother of God. His thoughts on yaoi. His thoughts on sugar-free gum? Well, wonder no more, my dears, for here is your Holy Grail of answers, whether to meaningless questions or questions that Gabriel would never answer, because he doesn't want to catch ~Feelings~.
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Date: 2011-10-10 03:30 am (UTC)esp when it includes sugar free bubble gum
i'd also include mary, but that goes against the definition of yaoi unless she's genderswapped
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Date: 2011-10-10 03:32 am (UTC)Also, If Mary had been a dude, Jesus probably would've been ten times more fabulous. And Judas would have had a sassy gay friend.
BECAUSE THAT'S HOW IT WORKS.
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Date: 2011-10-10 03:32 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-10-10 03:37 am (UTC)FAVORITE FOODS
FAVORITE BOOKS
guess who is awful at questions B)
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Date: 2011-10-10 05:00 pm (UTC)FUDGE. And chocolate covered strawberries. It counts as a fruit.
LIKE HE EVER READS. Okay, he does have a fond appreciation for Chuck Palahniuk and Edgar Allen Poe was a bamf and he will not let anyone say otherwise.
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Date: 2011-11-08 03:41 pm (UTC)Also, tell me about his journey of sexual exploration. Waaaaay back, when he was still a wee angel who had just r-u-n-n-o-f-t and was still all virginal and tight-laced (in his Gabriel sort of way), but suddenly finding himself having to play the role of Loki. How long did it take him to pop the cherry? Who was it with?
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Date: 2011-11-08 06:38 pm (UTC)...Beyond that, he doesn't really care about politics, unless someone's abusing their power. :|
AND OH, THIS IS A FUN ONE.
Okay, Gabriel did not go into the world intending to fuck his way across fifty pantheons. He needed a cover- Loki was good for it, because, well, Loki didn't really have much of a choice- STAY TIED TO A ROCK UNTIL RAGNAROK OR LET ME RIDE YOUR ASS AND MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, YOU'LL GET A CHANCE TO BE LET OUT SOMEDAY. ...Yeah, he was... More of a dick back then. Crazy Lucifer logic and all.
Anyway. Well, you can't just go "OHHHH NO" when Sigyn is jumping your ass as soon as you're free. That woman was, well, extremely loyal to Loki during that time period, so Gabriel couldn't just throw her off and go EWWW if he wanted to maintain his cover. So, in short, it took him... five minutes to actually pop his cherry, but he was awkward as hell and he wasn't sure if he liked it at all at time, because DUDE, HE JUST GOT THIS VESSEL. HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW IT ALL WORKS. And Sigyn, like a trooper, just blamed it all on atrophy from being bound to a rock for a billion years.
So it wasn't until later that he started feeling a bit more comfortable with it, because it's just a natural part of god-dom, for the most part, and he'd be side-eyed if he shied away from it for too long- at first it was just with Sigyn and then... They kinda did what gods do and started seeing other people... Okay, Gabriel started seeing other people and Sigyn, IDK, did her nails or something. And WHAT HO? He did actually like it. So when he finally split from Asgard because they were all "EW LOKI GO BACK TO WHORE ISLAND," he started experimenting. He was probably on Balthazar's level back then, because young angels experimenting with sex for the first time are apparently slutmongers. So he did everything he could and after a few thousand years of that, he mellowed out, realized he had certain tastes... So I wouldn't say Gabriel has any sort of OMG HETERONORMATIVE LIFESTYLE so much as... He has a specific taste and it's women. It's not really a straight-laced sexuality as much as it's someone saying "I like pears, but I don't like grapes." But it's easier to say "Guys, I'm straight. Ew." Because he's kind of been engrossed in the culture of humanity and that's how humans explain their likes and dislikes, re: sex.
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Date: 2011-11-08 07:04 pm (UTC)Mmm. I've always seen your Gabe's views on sexuality kind of like my views on bananas. I like bananas... sort of. There's a very, very particular, five-minute window of ripeness in which I like bananas, and before or after that I don't like them, and I don't really like things with bananas in them and even if the bananas are just perfect, I can never finish a whole one and I just would rather have a pomegranate or set of melons. :| That said, I like to think Sigyn clued in before anyone else that Loki was Different, and that her husband wasn't the same person anymore. What boutchu?
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Date: 2011-11-08 07:13 pm (UTC)Yeah, I think she was probably one of the first people to really go "HEY, WAIT A MINUTE..." but I also think despite that... Well, she really loved Loki. I mean, her entire reputation must have been shattered when she sat there for ages and protected him from the snake venom, because OH HEY, THIS GUY IS A BAD GUY. WHY YOU BE HELPING HIM? It's one thing to be married to the guy, but he's had plenty of wives and you don't see Fenrir and Jorgy and Sleipnir's mothers (er fathers in babby horsey's case) standing over his writhing bad self. So I think for awhile she deluded herself. Although, I do think she was probably the one who probably ratted him out to Kali... More than likely, because Kali suspected it and went and interrogated her about it. She may not have known WHAT he was, but she knew he came back different and that was weird.
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Date: 2011-11-08 07:17 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-11-08 07:19 pm (UTC)...Okay, he did that last one. BUT IN MODERATION AND GOOD-HUMOR.
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