043- (Voice with some added delicious spam if you're daring)

[Gabriel is wandering through the woods, because he's on his way to the cool counselor's party or... I dunno. Meeting someone for some secret rendezvous. You never know with him.]

Guys... And by guys, I mean the people in the, uh... Stupid small horse cabin. [That's the Tarpan Cabin, for those keeping score at home. Who the hell knows what's in that cabin. The leftovers? The home for the pathologically short?] We've been challenged and by we, I mostly... Ow. [There's a pause. Genius has obviously been whacked by a branch or gotten tangled in something.]

Anyway. The whole cabin's going on a hike tomorrow morning. Some of you may not survive.

Hopefully, your deaths will be badass.

If you hide, I'll find you. Don't think I won't. I've got mad skills.

[There's a long, long pause.]

....Where the hell am I?

[[OOC: YEAH, SO BUFFY CHALLENGED GABRIEL TO A HIKE-OFF. And now he's determined to win... Except right now, he's... Lost in the woods, because I'm a horrible person and he's a dumb shit. OPEN FOR SPAM IF ANYONE WANTS IN ON... LOST IN THE WOODS SHENANIGANS. Because, really, someone had to... Unless someone did and I missed it. PFFFT. EVERYONE GETS LOST IN THE WOODS. IT'S A PARTY.]]