031 (Voice)

[The recorder is on for a LONG FREAKIN' TIME, because LORD DOES GABRIEL WANNA FRIGGIN' KILL RIGHT NOW. He hasn't gotten this pissed since Shinzon and he didn't do anything about that either, because he's doing that whole restraint thing, but... Yeah. Look, Armand hits his JACKASS BUTTON. HARD. And he's not sure what he's gonna do about that yet. And, honestly, his life is just wonderful all around right now and he just keeps... Not dealing.

Finally, rather than list all the reasons you should not piss off an archangel, he just... Settles for being a fucking Warden. You're welcome, Barge. Thankfully, Gabriel's not the type to really hold grudges for long times and tends to just let things go, so this won't fester.... Well, except for the part where he HATES ARMAND SO FREAKIN' MUCH. :\]


Irene, stay in your room, don't take candy from vampires, eat your vegetables, don't sass your Warden, annnd.... All that other crap.


[[OOC: ASSUME MISATO AND DESMOND PUT UP ONE OF THESE FOR LOKI AND DANNY. I really don't feel like writing sixty freakin' journal entries saying the same thing. I chose to post Gabriel's, because... His was actually witty or sommat.]]

032 (Video)

[The video clicks on and you are greeted to the BRAIN-SEARING IMAGE of Gabriel in a Hawaiian shirt with what can only be described as a lip caterpillar- OH YEAH, THE PORNSTACHE IS HAPPENING- and classy sunglasses. He's the Millionaire to your Gilligan, folks. He's also drinking a Bahama Mama and reclining somewhere in his hotel room.]

Oh come on. I can't be the only one who still has memories in this joint, can I? Huh?

Guess I'm gonna have to be the sane one on this boat. Hi. I'm Bill Kohler, local billionaire. You've probably heard of me. ....Oh that's right. You can't remember. Well, good luck with that. That's probably why they tell you not to drink the water in Mexico.

[[OOC: Gabriel's a bullshitter. He has no memory WHATSOEVER. His kneejerk spazz reaction to waking up with no memories ON TOP OF HIS FEELING LIKE SOMEONE AWESOME AND IMPORTANT made him automatically decide that HE MUST BE AN INTERNATIONAL SPY. So he's pretending to be unaffected by assuming an alias and hoping he can lure the culprit out of hiding, because there's totally a culprit AND HE MUST FIND THEM. And the mustache is a total fake. He has no idea he has powers and he just kinda... Wanted one and one appeared. And since amnesia!Gabe is kind of stupid, he went with it. It's spy magic.

And yes, even with amnesia, he's a jackass and a troll.

For those wondering, Bill Kohler is the name of Richard Speight's character in Jericho. Because I'm awesome like that.]]