032 (Video)
May. 15th, 2010 10:05 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
uberboned[The video clicks on and you are greeted to the BRAIN-SEARING IMAGE of Gabriel in a Hawaiian shirt with what can only be described as a lip caterpillar- OH YEAH, THE PORNSTACHE IS HAPPENING- and classy sunglasses. He's the Millionaire to your Gilligan, folks. He's also drinking a Bahama Mama and reclining somewhere in his hotel room.]
Oh come on. I can't be the only one who still has memories in this joint, can I? Huh?
Guess I'm gonna have to be the sane one on this boat. Hi. I'm Bill Kohler, local billionaire. You've probably heard of me. ....Oh that's right. You can't remember. Well, good luck with that. That's probably why they tell you not to drink the water in Mexico.
[[OOC: Gabriel's a bullshitter. He has no memory WHATSOEVER. His kneejerk spazz reaction to waking up with no memories ON TOP OF HIS FEELING LIKE SOMEONE AWESOME AND IMPORTANT made him automatically decide that HE MUST BE AN INTERNATIONAL SPY. So he's pretending to be unaffected by assuming an alias and hoping he can lure the culprit out of hiding, because there's totally a culprit AND HE MUST FIND THEM. And the mustache is a total fake. He has no idea he has powers and he just kinda... Wanted one and one appeared. And since amnesia!Gabe is kind of stupid, he went with it. It's spy magic.
And yes, even with amnesia, he's a jackass and a troll.
For those wondering, Bill Kohler is the name of Richard Speight's character in Jericho. Because I'm awesome like that.]]
Oh come on. I can't be the only one who still has memories in this joint, can I? Huh?
Guess I'm gonna have to be the sane one on this boat. Hi. I'm Bill Kohler, local billionaire. You've probably heard of me. ....Oh that's right. You can't remember. Well, good luck with that. That's probably why they tell you not to drink the water in Mexico.
[[OOC: Gabriel's a bullshitter. He has no memory WHATSOEVER. His kneejerk spazz reaction to waking up with no memories ON TOP OF HIS FEELING LIKE SOMEONE AWESOME AND IMPORTANT made him automatically decide that HE MUST BE AN INTERNATIONAL SPY. So he's pretending to be unaffected by assuming an alias and hoping he can lure the culprit out of hiding, because there's totally a culprit AND HE MUST FIND THEM. And the mustache is a total fake. He has no idea he has powers and he just kinda... Wanted one and one appeared. And since amnesia!Gabe is kind of stupid, he went with it. It's spy magic.
And yes, even with amnesia, he's a jackass and a troll.
For those wondering, Bill Kohler is the name of Richard Speight's character in Jericho. Because I'm awesome like that.]]
