IC CONTACT POST

[uberboned]

[A woman's voice comes over the line.]

You've reached the Trickster's voicemail. Unfortunately, Mr. Trickster isn't available to take your call, nor will he likely ever be. Should you still wish to leave a message, please respond after the tone, and maybe we'll remember to get it to him, mmkay?

[Beep]

[[OOC: This is an IC voicemail post for all verses games. Please put the name of the verse/game you want in the subject heading.]]

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[Voicemail]

[uberboned]

[AND LO DID THE ANGEL OF THE LORD CALL THE WOMAN.

AND LO, DID HER PHONE GO TO VOICEMAIL.

AND VERILY DID HE RECORD HIS MESSAGE AFTER THE BEEP.]

...Like literally lost or lost in the spiritual sense?

[Call]

[momchester]

[Because screw phone tag.]

[uberboned]

[PICKING UP.]

Is this gonna be really anticlimactic? I'm expecting apocalyptic levels of "lost in the wilderness" now?

[momchester]

Maybe if you answered me right away, you'd get it.

It might be a little anticlimactic. I picked you because you're one of the only married people I know. Jinx is too biased.

[uberboned]

You prayed at me because of a marriage crisis?

...How the hell d'you know I'm not biased? John's at least 60% of why your sons are thorns in my ass. No offense.

[momchester]

You're less biased. Our situation is a little different. You're an angel and you're in a really great marriage. So I prayed to you.

[uberboned]

And here I am. Okay, so talk, but let's get one thing straight- Jinxie and I are functional, because we're two incredibly nonfunctional non-humans. Some rules may not apply.