IC CONTACT POST
Oct. 19th, 2010 10:32 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
uberboned
[A woman's voice comes over the line.]
You've reached the Trickster's voicemail. Unfortunately, Mr. Trickster isn't available to take your call, nor will he likely ever be. Should you still wish to leave a message, please respond after the tone, and maybe we'll remember to get it to him, mmkay?
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[OFFLINE]
Date: 2012-04-14 05:34 am (UTC)Okay, he's here. And fuming.] What part of shut your damn mouth does she not get?
[OFFLINE]
Date: 2012-04-14 05:40 am (UTC)Apparently she doesn't.
[And, in all seriousness -- ]
The only reason I haven't killed Magneto yet is because I wanted to prove a point. As that point is lost on the stupidly arrogant, I will no longer be playing nice.
[Which is why he is sorely considering sending what Jubilee said directly to Lucifer's inbox.]
[OFFLINE]
Date: 2012-04-14 05:58 am (UTC)[OFFLINE]
Date: 2012-04-14 06:14 am (UTC)[It's said harshly.]
Neither will Magneto. He will continue clinging to Michael and Lucifer so long as I want him dead.
Castiel and I managed to locate Purgatory, we can manage removing the limbs from a mutant without dying.
[OFFLINE]
Date: 2012-04-14 06:17 am (UTC)[OFFLINE]
Date: 2012-04-14 06:21 am (UTC)What did Jinx say to Magneto?
[OFFLINE]
Date: 2012-04-14 06:27 am (UTC)[OFFLINE]
Date: 2012-04-14 06:35 am (UTC)... I wonder how it feels to be so blissfully stupid.
[OFFLINE]
Date: 2012-04-14 04:49 pm (UTC)[OFFLINE]
Date: 2012-04-15 04:14 am (UTC)[He doesn't flinch, at the display, still focused on his dog.]
She still refuses to believe that it happened.
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Date: 2012-04-16 04:01 pm (UTC)[OFFLINE]
Date: 2012-04-19 05:35 am (UTC)[Somewhat curtly. It would most definitely be his problem. But -- Crowley can see his point and he shrugs slightly.]
Perhaps they'll both kill each other, that would make my day. No offense and all to your family, but both of the idiots can fuck off as far as I'm concerned.
[OFFLINE]
Date: 2012-04-19 06:02 pm (UTC)[OFFLINE]
Date: 2012-04-21 07:20 am (UTC)Is it such a shock?
This place is like a glorious vacation for them. The ultimate cop-out from their so-called destiny.
Why confront your choices when you can ignore them?
[OFFLINE]
Date: 2012-04-21 04:30 pm (UTC)[OFFLINE]
Date: 2012-04-21 07:59 pm (UTC)[Crowley eyes him.]
I've ceased expecting either of them to change.
[OFFLINE]
Date: 2012-04-23 06:16 pm (UTC)Whatever.]
So long as they don't crash my wedding, burn my club, or kill anyone I like, I'm willing to let 'em stay on their side of the line. It's like home, only more claustrophobic.
[OFFLINE]
Date: 2012-04-23 06:57 pm (UTC)[He knows what kind of systematic brainwashing goes on upstairs, he sleeps with Castiel, okay.]
Crashing the wedding and burning your club is more Lucifer's style than Michael's, but I doubt either of them will bother.
Killing people you like, well.
[Crowley shrugs slightly.]
There's a reason I have specialized Enochian warding burned into the foundation of this house.
[OFFLINE]
Date: 2012-04-23 07:12 pm (UTC)[OFFLINE]
Date: 2012-04-24 08:15 pm (UTC)Whatever.
So long as you know it's a delusion.