uberboned | IC CONTACT POST

[A woman's voice comes over the line.]

You've reached the Trickster's voicemail. Unfortunately, Mr. Trickster isn't available to take your call, nor will he likely ever be. Should you still wish to leave a message, please respond after the tone, and maybe we'll remember to get it to him, mmkay?

[Beep]

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From:

uberboned

[And suddenly, GABRIEL. He appears in a flurry of wings and the sound of a cabinet door slamming as he finds said cake.] Time to make this useless holiday worthwhile.

From:

thelightbringer

[Lucifer tosses his PCD aside and watches him wryly.] Make yourself at home.

Sit down. And if you wake the cat, I'll let her chew on your wings~

From:

uberboned

[Gabriel plops down, cake in hand.] Must be one sensitive cat.

From:

thelightbringer

Hellcat. So yes.

[She comes padding into the room, in fact, and stares at Gabriel for a moment.]

From:

uberboned

[Gabriel stares RIGHT BACK. And then slowly turns back to Lucifer with a look that can only mean R U SRS RN?] You have way too much free time, bro.

From:

thelightbringer

Oh, please. He saved my life, he needs a guard animal. And cats are cleaner.

I could have made you a hellcow. Is that it? Feeling left out, little brother?

From:

uberboned

Okay, just because you can put "hell" in front of it and corrupt it into some heinous monstrosity doesn't mean it's a good idea to. Besides, you should've just trained an army of those damn rabbits to protect him. He'd appreciate the irony.

From:

thelightbringer

But hellcats are invisible. [Your argument is invalid!]

From:

uberboned

[...Point.] Can Break see them or does he just have to wander around and hope he doesn't step on the tail of an easily-offended hellbeast?

From:

thelightbringer

He has one eye and I've had to repair it twice in a year. I think it doesn't matter if the cat's invisible to him or not.

Mostly she climbs on things and purrs at him till he finds her. [It's ruining the reputation, Gabe.]

From:

uberboned

Awww. [Yep. Totally ruining the reputation.] Yeah, she sounds really vicious. On second thought, maybe you should get me a hellcow. It can play hide-and-seek with Jade.

From:

thelightbringer

You've met Jade?

From:

uberboned

She wants me for my theme park.

From:

thelightbringer

Who doesn't?

From:

maddest

You have a theme park?

[Asks Break, as he pokes his head out of the cupboard. The glasses cupboard. Which should be small enough to barely hold a cat.

Happy April first, Gabriel.]

From:

uberboned

[Gabriel, much to his credit, does not jump forty feet in the air, but he does jolt a little, which, honestly, might mean little for a human, but for an angel is pretty much like saying HELLO, I JUST GOT SERVED. PLEASE MOCK ME. He whirls to face Break and glares at him.] Huh. Funny. I thought you were already out of the closet.

From:

thelightbringer

So what does coming out of the cupboard mean?

[Lucifer stands and goes to ruffle Break's hair. And then more laughing at Gabriel.]

You gave him a heart attack, Xerxes~

From:

maddest

He's fine.

[Unfolding himself out of the cupboard, a one-man clown car.]

Start small, my dears. What does coming out of the closet mean?

From:

uberboned

It means you're gay. [Gabriel's too offended to beat around the pop culture bush and he also... Wants to beat Lucifer to the punch.] Also, he so didn't nearly give me anything. I was surprised.

From:

thelightbringer

And I know how hard it is to surprise you. Don't feel bad, [smug smug] he surprises me, too. Happens to the best of us~

From:

maddest

Oh.

[Eyebrows arching.]

That isn't- well. I'm putting the kettle on.

From:

uberboned

It's a compliment! [...Because being called gay is totally a compliment. It means you have impeccable fashion sense and don't get involved with women. Rolling his eyes, he turns back to Lucifer.] Have you told him yet?