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[A woman's voice comes over the line.]

You've reached the Trickster's voicemail. Unfortunately, Mr. Trickster isn't available to take your call, nor will he likely ever be. Should you still wish to leave a message, please respond after the tone, and maybe we'll remember to get it to him, mmkay?

[Beep]

[[OOC: This is an IC voicemail post for all verses games. Please put the name of the verse/game you want in the subject heading.]]

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Date: 2011-07-25 04:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
She pings mine hardcore. Something like her shouldn't exist.

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Date: 2011-07-25 04:32 am (UTC)
paterelohim: (= turn to look)
From: [personal profile] paterelohim
You have any idea what she is?

text;

Date: 2011-07-26 12:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
I have an idea, but it sounds like I'm on the bad drugs when I say it.

Re: text;

Date: 2011-07-26 10:06 pm (UTC)
paterelohim: (= you's a ho)
From: [personal profile] paterelohim
Wouldn't want that. I'll just go back to working at the cabaret the Archangel Gabriel runs with a former supervillain on the magical island from whence even Death can't escape. Normal.

text;

Date: 2011-07-29 04:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Don't logic at me. It's not every day, a God Variant walks into your bar. There was one God. That was... Kind of the point. Having multiples in the same dimension is just... skeevy.

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Date: 2011-07-30 07:59 pm (UTC)
paterelohim: (= tongue pokey)
From: [personal profile] paterelohim
Uh. Wow. Yeah, that's definitely "I'm on drugs" material, I don't blame you. I think somewhere a Catholic school teacher is crying.

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Date: 2011-07-31 02:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
And Dan Brown just screamed out one hell of a "Fuck You" at the Vatican.

text;

Date: 2011-07-31 06:58 am (UTC)
paterelohim: (= dramatic chipmunk)
From: [personal profile] paterelohim
So, uh, I hate to be the guy asking this, but are you okay? With... that?

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Date: 2011-08-02 04:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
No one's okay with Dan Brown.

[NO, HE'S NOT OKAY. NEXT QUESTION, ALEX.]

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Date: 2011-08-03 08:56 pm (UTC)
paterelohim: (= turn to look)
From: [personal profile] paterelohim
I think if he and Stephanie Meyers had a kid, it would be the real Antichrist.

[And in about four minutes there will be a Diabetic waiting on his desk in the office that's decently bigger than a quart of milk. Listen, some people offer to listen to their friends' problems, Chuck has booze. He is Jack's compassion and coping mechanisms.]

text;

Date: 2011-08-04 09:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Don't even joke. I'm almost certain Dan Brown was a runner-up for Zachariah's vessel and if Stephanie Meyers isn't possessed by a demon, then there's no hope for humanity.

[AND THEN LATER. VIA TEXT.]

I didn't know they made glasses that big. [I am Jack's appreciation.]

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Date: 2011-08-05 09:33 pm (UTC)
paterelohim: (= munchies)
From: [personal profile] paterelohim
Isn't being Mormon monstrous enough?

[Later~]

It's on the house. I'll make you one for every time Elaine or Aslan talks to you, and two if you Lucifer-proof the club. No, make that four. Eight. Twelve. All of them.

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Date: 2011-08-06 07:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Done. And I've thankfully avoided Furrball That Smells Like Jesus... 'Course, that was intentional. What can I say? Elaine's a little hard to miss.

text;

Date: 2011-08-06 07:43 pm (UTC)
paterelohim: (= you's a ho)
From: [personal profile] paterelohim
Hey, he's pretty nice. Although I kind of wish Lucifer didn't talk to him. Ever. Elaine is kind of... different, though.

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