We'll be the subject of all the local gossip. I mean, who cares about infamy and making the papers when the suburbanites are all talking about that plunging neckline and those five inch spiked pumps you wore to the neighborhood barbecue.
...Do they have those in Canada? Aw hell, I'll throw one just to get this country with the times, already. There'll be maple syrup on hand to help with the transition and everything.
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Date: 2011-05-02 05:20 am (UTC)...Do they have those in Canada? Aw hell, I'll throw one just to get this country with the times, already. There'll be maple syrup on hand to help with the transition and everything.