Gabriel's itching to just send that person to Fresno and pretend nothing is happening, but the minute he hears rift and gets a really good earful of the panicked tone, he knows he's doomed to the not getting laid special Hell, which is a lot less nicer than the other one. He grits his teeth, groans audibly and hits the armrest of the chair as Murphy rolls off of him.
"There are not enough cold showers in the world," he mutters as Murphy departs. He waits until she's actually left before he counts to ten and reappears right in her path in the hallway, now fully dressed and devoid of cake, but no less disgruntled.
"Let me get this straight. I'm well enough to have sex with you, but I'm not well enough to kick the ass of whatever is preventin' me from havin' sex with you? Get your priorities in line, Murph, 'cause I see a hundred things wrong with this picture and me not gettin' laid is somewhere near the bottom." Pause. "Okay, near the middle." Another pause. "Top ten, maybe. ...Were we gonna kick ass and take names or what?"
He's moving out of your way now, Murphy, but don't you dare think for a second that he's staying behind.
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Date: 2010-01-14 12:48 am (UTC)"There are not enough cold showers in the world," he mutters as Murphy departs. He waits until she's actually left before he counts to ten and reappears right in her path in the hallway, now fully dressed and devoid of cake, but no less disgruntled.
"Let me get this straight. I'm well enough to have sex with you, but I'm not well enough to kick the ass of whatever is preventin' me from havin' sex with you? Get your priorities in line, Murph, 'cause I see a hundred things wrong with this picture and me not gettin' laid is somewhere near the bottom." Pause. "Okay, near the middle." Another pause. "Top ten, maybe. ...Were we gonna kick ass and take names or what?"
He's moving out of your way now, Murphy, but don't you dare think for a second that he's staying behind.