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[Okay, so. Gabriel and Murphy arrived a little late to Alastair's party, because they were having sexual tension annoying each other in the gym and missed the omens. Sorry, Ruby. Your inevitable evisceration could've been prevented by Gabriel not being a shamless flirt and viewers like you. But either way, Murphy got thrown into a wall. Alastair chose smoking out of his meatsuit to avoid getting fried by an archangel. Ruby's been rescued, and now Gabriel hates his life just a little bit more.]

Whoever thought it'd be a good idea to give the archdemon a double shot of espresso and a power upgrade? Don't make any big life decisions for awhile. The universe will thank you and maybe, just maybe, you won't end up making bad life choices that damn us all straight to hell.

Just sayin'.

...No one actually got devoured by locusts, by any chance, did they?

...What? It's just... Something you'd think would happen.

[Private to Ruby]

[There were gonna be words here, but... Then he realized she's probably unconscious. OH LOOK CONVENIENT EXCUSE FOR RUBY TO NOT FEEL OBLIGATED TO RESPOND SINCE LIZ IS SICK NOW. FEEL BETTER, LIZ.]

[Private to Murphy]

....You're not in the infirmary anymore, are you?

Date: 2010-05-21 09:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cantrunfromme.livejournal.com
[Unconscious/floating around in the ventilation enjoying your pain]

Date: 2010-05-23 02:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
[LAUGH IT UP, ALASTAIR. One day... ONE DAY. Your comeuppance will come... Uppance.]

Date: 2010-05-21 09:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] possemagnet.livejournal.com
You mind filling me in on exactly what happened?

I was otherwise detained.

Date: 2010-05-23 02:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
I dunno. Everyone's favorite archdemon jackass got his groove back and decided to romance Ruby a little. Except, uh, apparently, second base with Alastair is evisceration.

Date: 2010-05-23 02:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] possemagnet.livejournal.com
Awesome.

It's not really a secret that the guy get's off on torture, but okay.

Good to know there was a demon, on demon showdown that I had no clue about. It's like sleeping through Christmas.

Date: 2010-05-23 02:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
It went pretty fast. Like Christmas on TiVo.

Date: 2010-05-21 09:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bob-fraser-snr.livejournal.com
I'm sure the Doctor
feels
that way, but no devouring as far as I am aware.

Date: 2010-05-21 11:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kingfor-aday.livejournal.com
That fills me with great comfort.

Next time, let's not make jokes about Biblical floods. Just... might be sensible.

Date: 2010-05-22 12:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whateverthemess.livejournal.com
...Should I call you Moses and Aaron now?

Date: 2010-05-22 12:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kingfor-aday.livejournal.com
He is already Biblical and... I'll pass on Moses.

Date: 2010-05-23 02:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
That wasn't a flood! That was Alastair being a dick, but okay. This is me, not tempting fate anymore.

Date: 2010-05-23 02:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kingfor-aday.livejournal.com
Just to be on the safe side.

Date: 2010-05-21 01:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tadwizard.livejournal.com
Whoever it was? Is probably a masochist. It seems like everyone who popped up with powers happened to be someone who was completely sadistic or...uh...just plain crazy.

Date: 2010-05-21 02:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kingfor-aday.livejournal.com
Or, they're just the ones you noticed. Some people got them back and managed to treat them fairly responsibly, and thus didn't get noticed.

Date: 2010-05-21 03:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tadwizard.livejournal.com
Yeah. Guess it's just random, then.

Date: 2010-05-21 03:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kingfor-aday.livejournal.com
Not entirely sure it's random, not entirely sure of the intent at all, but it's unfair to cast everyone who got some powers back as crazy enough to use them just because that's all you see.

Date: 2010-05-21 03:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tadwizard.livejournal.com
Sorry. I guess my comment was just a knee jerk reaction.

Date: 2010-05-21 03:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kingfor-aday.livejournal.com
It's alright.

Date: 2010-05-21 04:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whateverthemess.livejournal.com
No, Big Brother, I'm not.

[Privaaaate]

Date: 2010-05-23 02:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
D'you... Always look at your big brothers like that?

[YOU KNOW WHAT HE MEANS, MURPHY. :|]
Edited Date: 2010-05-23 02:19 am (UTC)

[Privaaaate]

Date: 2010-05-23 11:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whateverthemess.livejournal.com
I kick them in the balls like that.

[Privaaaate]

Date: 2010-05-23 11:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
So you're just gonna deny all that sexual tension?

[Privaaaate]

Date: 2010-05-23 11:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
[SUUUUUULTRY VOICE.]

Your voice says yes, but if I could actually see your eyes right now, I'm sure they'd say no.
Edited Date: 2010-05-23 11:26 pm (UTC)

[Privaaaate||Video]

Date: 2010-05-30 02:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whateverthemess.livejournal.com
[The feed switches on. Her expression is entirely cool.] Yes.

[Privaaaate||Video]

Date: 2010-05-30 02:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
[Gabriel just smiiirks and winks and shuts off the feed

He's a dick. :|]


From: [identity profile] thatlibbychick.livejournal.com
Alastair? Alastair did this?

I swear, if I run into him alone I will kill him myself.
Edited Date: 2010-05-21 10:03 pm (UTC)

[Private]

Date: 2010-05-23 02:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Yep.

And... Don't. Look. Even with his balls gone, he'd split you open like a melon. There's a reason he smoked his own bacon before I got to 'em. It's because the only things he don't play splatterball with? Are people like me.

[Private]

Date: 2010-05-23 02:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thatlibbychick.livejournal.com
He cut my baby Ruby open like a pig. It's not enough to sit here and just...wait for her to wake up after what he's done.
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Well, he's probably in 1973 by now, but I'll be sure to give 'em a message when his ass wakes up.
From: [identity profile] thatlibbychick.livejournal.com
...I don't follow.
Edited Date: 2010-05-23 02:37 am (UTC)

[Private]

Date: 2010-05-23 02:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thatlibbychick.livejournal.com
He put himself in a coma?

[Private]

Date: 2010-05-23 03:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
No, his body is. Alastair, himself, is... God only knows where. There's either some black smoke lost to the ether or he's kickin' around somewhere and until he comes back to his meatsuit, we can't do much to 'em.

[Private]

Date: 2010-05-23 03:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thatlibbychick.livejournal.com
I forgot about the mechanics of demon biology. So basically, he could be anywhere right now just laughing about what he did to her?

[Private]

Date: 2010-05-23 03:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Or he could be gone forever!

Re: [Private]

Date: 2010-05-23 03:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thatlibbychick.livejournal.com
Wouldn't the Admiral remove his body as well, if that were the case?

It's not that I don't want him gone--just that I don't think the world is that kind.

[Private]

Date: 2010-05-23 03:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Technically, it's just his meatsuit- what left is all there is of Alastair, sooo... Who really knows?

Date: 2010-05-22 02:10 am (UTC)
darknessb4me: (back)
From: [personal profile] darknessb4me
If I didn't, no one did. Spent almost the whole day in the library.

Date: 2010-05-23 02:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Well, we can add "No flesh-eating locusts" to our List of Things To Be Thankful For then, can't we?

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