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Three points.

(1. I'm not an idiot. I know what this week is. By all means, have a Southern Baptist-style potluck supper for all I care. I'm not gonna be the little archangel that rained on your religious parade.

(2. In case you're all worried, no, I don't celebrate April Fool's Day. I'm a little more professional than that, thanks. Although, given the sheer number of dick moves people pull on that day, it's my busiest time of the year. ...That and Thanksgiving. I'm not sure why.

Anyway.

(3. I'm dragging Irene into the CES tomorrow. We'll be gone... Oh, a good three or four days. Maybe. If you need anything.... Y'know what? Just don't need anything.
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Melodramatic and obviously insincere response.

Date: 2010-03-31 12:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yousethimfree.livejournal.com
You're LEAVING ME?!

Date: 2010-03-31 12:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] inhumandog.livejournal.com
If you say so. I am not one to debate this subject.

Date: 2010-03-31 12:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Only for a few days! Actually, this whole thing is kinda your fault. You got me thinkin' I don't spend nearly enough time with my inmate.

Date: 2010-03-31 12:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yousethimfree.livejournal.com
Oh.

Carry on.

HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO HER BIFFLE.

Date: 2010-03-31 12:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sonotahunter.livejournal.com
...You're a barbarian.

READ THE JOURNAL NAME, BABY.

Date: 2010-03-31 12:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
I'm taking her camping. It's not like I'm taking her out back and shooting her.
From: [identity profile] sonotahunter.livejournal.com
No, common imagery associated with barbarism would suggest you'll club her instead.

<3

Date: 2010-03-31 12:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yousethimfree.livejournal.com
This is my warden, Gabby. Don't you just love her?

Date: 2010-03-31 12:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
While probably emotionally fulfilling, I don't think clubbing people over the head fosters a good relationship.

Leave the Wardening to the Wardens, sister.

Date: 2010-03-31 12:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sonotahunter.livejournal.com
Call me sister again, and I'll wrap you in Enochian-painted chains and tip you off the side of the barge.

Irene doesn't need a warden, particularly not one like you.

Date: 2010-03-31 12:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
That arched-back, hissing threat display you do whenever someone gets your goat even a little bit actually do anything for you? You got lucky once, sister. Don't think I'm gonna lie down and take your bullshit every time you see fit to get in my face.

Date: 2010-03-31 12:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sonotahunter.livejournal.com
The luck of others is the excuse people use when their own stupidity gets the better of them. Don't think I'm going to simper just because you're back to pretending you can't be touched.

Date: 2010-03-31 12:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Look. I don't expect you to do anything. I don't care. I really, really don't.

Date: 2010-03-31 12:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sonotahunter.livejournal.com
Then why are you here? Not that I'm surprised you don't give a damn, but really now.

Date: 2010-03-31 01:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
'Cause the Admiral owes me one.

Date: 2010-03-31 01:11 am (UTC)

Date: 2010-03-31 01:15 am (UTC)

Date: 2010-03-31 01:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Laaaadies.

Date: 2010-03-31 01:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yousethimfree.livejournal.com
I didn't do it.

Date: 2010-03-31 01:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thatlibbychick.livejournal.com
Have you been telling your friend stories about me, Ruby?

Date: 2010-03-31 01:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yousethimfree.livejournal.com
Only a couple. Nothing bad, I promise.

Date: 2010-03-31 01:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thatlibbychick.livejournal.com
I'm just joshing you, hon. As long as you don't spill my deeply personal stuff, I don't mind.

Date: 2010-03-31 01:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yousethimfree.livejournal.com
The only secrets I give him are mine.

Date: 2010-03-31 01:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] impure-tale.livejournal.com
That depends entirely. For instance if we want to talk about periods in time, region, et cetera, then the people for which the cardinal sins were first coined came of much smaller communities than many of us know. If you were gluttonous then, you were likely also taking food out of someone else's mouth in order to eat more than your fair share.

Date: 2010-03-31 02:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thatlibbychick.livejournal.com
Monsieur Marquis? Allow a chubby chaser to defend her prey, please.
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