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[A woman's voice comes over the line.]

You've reached the Trickster's voicemail. Unfortunately, Mr. Trickster isn't available to take your call, nor will he likely ever be. Should you still wish to leave a message, please respond after the tone, and maybe we'll remember to get it to him, mmkay?

[Beep]

[[OOC: This is an IC voicemail post for all verses games. Please put the name of the verse/game you want in the subject heading.]]

audio;

Date: 2011-09-19 03:00 pm (UTC)
paterelohim: (+ laughing at you not with you)
From: [personal profile] paterelohim
Ah, but th' nerdiness in me heart is o'ershadowed by the laziness in me limbs. I ne'er can follow through. The drinkin' o' rum be all the honoring I got in me.

audio;

Date: 2011-09-19 03:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
And how's that going for ye? Hard to be tellin' right now. Everyone sounds drunk when they be talkin' like this.

audio;

Date: 2011-09-19 03:16 pm (UTC)
paterelohim: (Default)
From: [personal profile] paterelohim
I took meself out to lay hands on th' most piratey rum me gold could buy. 'Tis a rare pleasure and all th' better fer seein' the network trippin' over its skirts.

[Text message]

Date: 2011-09-19 03:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vw-coyote.livejournal.com
None of them were from the Victorian era, they just acted like it. Me? I had an ugly, repainted, graffiti covered VW Rabbit on blocks that I would put out back of my place to spoil the Alpha's very, very pretty river view. Oh, and generally didn't ask his permission for anything. Annoyed the hell out of him.

[Text message]

Date: 2011-09-20 04:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
And that, my friend, is exactly why we get along.

audio;

Date: 2011-09-20 05:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Piratey, aye? Be that t' official term?

[Text message]

Date: 2011-09-20 07:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vw-coyote.livejournal.com
And here I thought it was just my brownies you loved. I'm touched.

[Text message]

Date: 2011-09-21 03:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
They're an added bonus.

audio;

Date: 2011-09-21 03:40 am (UTC)
paterelohim: (= oh now let me see)
From: [personal profile] paterelohim
For the record, the HoA is still angel-proofed. Michael included. There's space for both of you.

audio;

Date: 2011-09-21 03:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Ohhh no. I'm past the hiding stage. I'm dealing with it.

audio;

Date: 2011-09-21 04:07 am (UTC)
paterelohim: (= so then i was dicks)
From: [personal profile] paterelohim
Yeah, because you're fine.

Okay, so. What about her?

[Text message]

Date: 2011-09-21 10:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vw-coyote.livejournal.com
I knew it was my brownies that kept you coming back.

audio;

Date: 2011-09-21 12:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Why does everyone assume that between me and herself, she's not well-protected.?

[Text message]

Date: 2011-09-21 01:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Yeah, it's true. My heart may belong to another woman, but my stomach is all yours.

[Text message]

Date: 2011-09-21 01:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vw-coyote.livejournal.com
I'd rather just have the adoration. Viscera makes such a mess.

audio;

Date: 2011-09-21 01:35 pm (UTC)
paterelohim: (= that's what you think)
From: [personal profile] paterelohim
Because it's Michael and I'm a Jewish mother.

audio;

Date: 2011-09-21 07:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Go stuff your face at the Sheffield's, Ma. I got it covered.

audio;

Date: 2011-09-21 08:02 pm (UTC)
paterelohim: (= tongue pokey)
From: [personal profile] paterelohim
Don't you dare compare me to anything Fran Drescher, racist.

[...This is definitely the important issue.]

And, uh- by that I mean. If you guys ever... need anything. Or really, just want to stop by, or... whatever. Um.

Look, I just thought I'd check in.

audio;

Date: 2011-09-22 05:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Thanks. If Jinx needs a place to crash, I'll send her over, but me? I'm not hiding. This is my damn city and like hell if my family's gonna run me out of it.

[Text message]

Date: 2011-09-22 05:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Got it. No organs.

Siren's Port w/e w/e

Date: 2011-09-30 05:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] family-remains.livejournal.com
[VERY URGENT CALL OK 8| PICK UP]

Date: 2011-09-30 05:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Something better be on fire, Sam.

Date: 2011-09-30 05:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] family-remains.livejournal.com
[HNNNGH FUCK YOU SO MUCH AL THE TIME.]

It's Dean. I think he took some of those pills. Those hallucinogens. The bad ones..and he's missing.

He's not picking up his phone and no one has seen him. I-

[Can you tell he's freaking out? Because this boy is about to shit himself.]

I didn't know who else to call.

Date: 2011-09-30 05:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
....You mean the ones Crowley got into?

[Can you hear that thud? That would be Gabriel's head meeting a desk.] Sonuva-

[Okay, he's good.]

Okay. Fine. I'll find your tripped out brother and when I find his tripped out ass, be sure to thank me for letting you experience the joys of being on the other side of the detox.

Date: 2011-09-30 05:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] family-remains.livejournal.com
Thanks. I mean it.

And if he's hurt...take him to the hospital. Okay?

[A quick after thought.]

Oh- uh. Look... I'd really appreciate it if you didn't say anything about this to anyone.
Edited Date: 2011-09-30 05:50 am (UTC)

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