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[A woman's voice comes over the line.]

You've reached the Trickster's voicemail. Unfortunately, Mr. Trickster isn't available to take your call, nor will he likely ever be. Should you still wish to leave a message, please respond after the tone, and maybe we'll remember to get it to him, mmkay?

[Beep]

[[OOC: This is an IC voicemail post for all verses games. Please put the name of the verse/game you want in the subject heading.]]

Call; Video

Date: 2011-09-08 06:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
...I can promise you we won't be the Bundy's?

Call;

Date: 2011-09-08 09:07 am (UTC)
athermercy: (really what's it to you?)
From: [personal profile] athermercy
I care about not inadvertently starting holy wars or dealing with worship.

[she feels so awkward when people worship her.]

Call;

Date: 2011-09-08 04:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Wouldn't worry too much about the last part. Aslan's pretty open and there's no cult of Jesus Lion.

Call;

Date: 2011-09-08 08:37 pm (UTC)
athermercy: (When troubles come)
From: [personal profile] athermercy
My personal experiences weren't very positive, you know.

Call;

Date: 2011-09-09 02:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Whole new world, Elaine. My personal experiences with being an archangel royally blew too.

Call;

Date: 2011-09-09 11:52 pm (UTC)
athermercy: (really what's it to you?)
From: [personal profile] athermercy
After the whole "Let's kill or torture on the Creator's Name" thing, I prefer to not have my real Name attached to that stuff.

Not that these people would be prone to do that, but who knows.

Call;

Date: 2011-09-11 12:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Last time I checked, there wasn't an Elaine of any kind in my script. I think you're safe.

Call;

Date: 2011-09-11 12:40 am (UTC)
athermercy: (You raise me up)
From: [personal profile] athermercy
Well, I got shy after that happened.

Date: 2011-09-11 12:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
[Whatever Father who used to art in Heaven would be so disappointed in him for using his angelic powers to gain access to lube, but he couldn't have cared less. For a moment, there was just the sensation and pressure of his fingers preparing her and then nothing but the sensation of pushing himself into her, not quite deep yet, but enough to illict a reaction, arms wrapping around her, lips and teeth pressed against her neck and shoulder. He draws back slightly and then again, biting her neck a bit harder and following the roughness up by gently stroking her tender breasts, circling the nipple with the tip of a finger. The beautiful thing about Gabriel was he made it all look so easy, no matter what it was.]

Call;

Date: 2011-09-11 12:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
A God with stage fright. [Whistle]

Call;

Date: 2011-09-11 12:50 am (UTC)
athermercy: (The minor fall)
From: [personal profile] athermercy
I just don't want to give more excuses to people to kill each others.

Call;

Date: 2011-09-11 12:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
That's the thing, Elaine. God doesn't kill people anymore. People kill people. And they'll do it whether God's in the flesh or not.

But I get it. My lips are sealed.

Call;

Date: 2011-09-11 12:54 am (UTC)
athermercy: (She won't recover from her losses)
From: [personal profile] athermercy
I know that, Gabriel. Lucifer already told me that they'll kill each others no matter what I do. Unless I take away their free will and that's not in my plan.

Thanks, though.

Date: 2011-09-14 05:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deathknellgrell.livejournal.com
[ How in the name of DEATH ☆ did this invitation end up here? Grell really needs to pay attention! ]

Image

Call;

Date: 2011-09-14 06:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
I'm sorry. I think you sent an invitation to the wrong abandoned warehouse.

[Text message]

Date: 2011-09-16 04:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vw-coyote.livejournal.com
... Why are there still triple fudge peppermint brownies in my fridge? And don't give me any excuse about learning manners. I know very well you pop in and out all the time to steal sweets.

Also have you seen my cat? Medea's disappeared again. Aphrodite and Mei are still around but she keeps getting out.

[Text message]

Date: 2011-09-16 06:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Steal sweets, hypnotize your roommate... Either/or. I was giving Anna some space.

...There's a lot of cats out there, Merce'. Someone coughed up a hairball in Greeland and now Madagascar's closing the ports.

[Text message]

Date: 2011-09-16 07:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vw-coyote.livejournal.com
Madagascar has always been reactionary. They're not a barometer by which to measure reality.

But there are brownies if you want them. Unless Anna ate them.

[Text message]

Date: 2011-09-17 04:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Those damn spazzy lemurs.

Oh c'mon. Aren't you even a little bit curious why Anna needs her space? I need some praise for this one. And my ego needs more attention than my stomach, although my stomach'll win out pretty soon. You're lacing those brownies with something, sweetness.

[Text message]

Date: 2011-09-17 12:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vw-coyote.livejournal.com
It's all the grooming, can't be good for anyone.

I will have you know, the only secret ingredient in my brownies is love... and rum extract.

I've never been good at ego stroking though. Comes from living around Victorian werewolves who still think of women as trophies.

audio;

Date: 2011-09-19 02:39 pm (UTC)
paterelohim: (+ ceiling chuck watching you masturbate)
From: [personal profile] paterelohim
Belay this foolishness, Gabriel. For the love of mother and child, snap to and answer yer blasted contraption like a man.

audio;

Date: 2011-09-19 02:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Seriously? You're really doin' this? Could you be any more o' a nerd?

audio;

Date: 2011-09-19 02:50 pm (UTC)
paterelohim: (+ dis gon be gud)
From: [personal profile] paterelohim
If ye be hearin' yerself ye'd have no room fer the pointin' of fingers, ye feather-brained nancy.

audio;

Date: 2011-09-19 02:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
'tis th' damn network, yarr skirt-wearin' addle-brained limpet. I be jus' goin' wit' th' flow. I got a hunch ye do this every year.

[Text message]

Date: 2011-09-19 02:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Oh, that era. All child brides and women shutting their mouths and looking cute. How did you stand it?

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