IC CONTACT POST

[uberboned]

[A woman's voice comes over the line.]

You've reached the Trickster's voicemail. Unfortunately, Mr. Trickster isn't available to take your call, nor will he likely ever be. Should you still wish to leave a message, please respond after the tone, and maybe we'll remember to get it to him, mmkay?

[Beep]

[[OOC: This is an IC voicemail post for all verses games. Please put the name of the verse/game you want in the subject heading.]]

Comments

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

And taught a generation of young girls that it's okay if the creepy older man watches you play while you're a toddler- he could totally be your future husband. Humbert Humbert's come a long way.

[paterelohim]

At what point does she become an acceptable Trickster target?

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Who do you think leaked Midnight Son?

[paterelohim]

[ ...

Brb, laughing forever.]

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Without me, we would've had to sit through another three books, plus another three just to get Jacob's side, and probably another hundred to cover the perspectives of all the minor characters.

I single-handedly saved the literary world.

[paterelohim]

Future scholars bow in gratitude to you.

Call; Video

[hexyoutotuesday.livejournal.com]

That thing you do with your tongue. [She repeats and nods only at that.]

Never say you're willing to let me take the lead. It makes me think you're faking when you struggle, and that's a big turnoff.

Call; Video

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

I'm never faking. You surprise me. That's enough to make me kinda nervous.

Call; Video

[hexyoutotuesday.livejournal.com]

[That gets her to smile. A small smile that she's trying to repress, but still a smile.]

Kinda? The first time I whipped out a pair of handcuffs with blood seals on them, your voice raised an octave.

Call; Video

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Give my masculinity a little credit. And don't tell me I didn't put up an awesome fight trying to Houdini my way out of those. I've never been so uncomfortable and turned on simultaneously.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

[Gabriel's response is a low hum of pleasure at the groping, almost completely ignoring Jinx's hesitation, because, really, the blood can only rush to one place and it's not his brain.]

Is it Christmas again, already? [His tone is teasing, but he still captures her lips in a kiss that's more mouth-molestation than anything, growling slightly, to show he's more than happy to take the dominance up a little, and moves his hand down to her back to start working at her leggings. If they manage to stay in one piece, it'll be a miracle.]

[hexyoutotuesday.livejournal.com]

[That whole submission thing? Barely lasts a few seconds before she begins dominating the kiss, growling much more than slightly against his mouth. She has to forcibly restrain her claws as he tugs at her leggings.

Oh. Right. Pinning him to the ground and having at him is not what she suggested. It takes a lot of will power to pull away and flip herself around. She presses her back against his torso, straddling him. Her hand fists in his hair and she urges his mouth against her neck. She lays her head back against his shoulder, chewing at her bottom lip.]

Call; Video

[hexyoutotuesday.livejournal.com]

Houdini didn't talk nearly as much as you did before I broke out the ball gag.

[A dumb little smirk overcomes her for a minute. Yep, she's fantasizing.]

...hey, how do you feel about tasers?

Call; Video

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Thankful I have amazing pain tolerance. Most pregnant women are completely turned off sex- you just keep getting kinkier. Not than I'm complaining.

Call; Video

[hexyoutotuesday.livejournal.com]

Haven't you learned by now? I'm not like most anything.

And what can I say? My hormones are...worse that usual. Or maybe I'm just really attracted to the fatherly type.

Call; Video

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

I keep forgetting just so I can hear you say that. It's a turn-on.

...This kid is gonna be more screwed up than the worst half of the Host. But at least parental neglect will not be high on her therapy chart.

Call; after certain big mouth told that to Crowley

[athermercy]

Gabriel!

Call;

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

...Whatever it is, I didn't do it.

Call;

[athermercy]

Oh, you did. "A girl who might be god"? I'm trying to keep a low profile.

Call;

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

I didn't name names. There's hundreds of girls in this city. And Crowley's not exactly keyed into the Heavenly network.

Besides, Aslan's the one he's hung up on.

Call;

[athermercy]

I'm not worried about Crowley. There're people of my Creation who can figure this out without need of Heavenly Network access. They are that smart.

One has already noticed because Chuck couldn't keep his mouth shut either. Next time, use a filter. Please.

Call;

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Okay, okay. Secret identities remain secret. Geez, is everyone on your side of the universe that big on that?

Call;

[athermercy]

Thanks a lot. Lucifer's pretty open about his.

Call;

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

As open as Ru Paul is out of the closet, but people expect less outta Satan than they do outta God.

Call; Video

[hexyoutotuesday.livejournal.com]

[She pauses for a moment, realizing something.]

We're gonna be worse than those embarrassing parents on sitcoms, aren't we?