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[A woman's voice comes over the line.]

You've reached the Trickster's voicemail. Unfortunately, Mr. Trickster isn't available to take your call, nor will he likely ever be. Should you still wish to leave a message, please respond after the tone, and maybe we'll remember to get it to him, mmkay?

[Beep]

[[OOC: This is an IC voicemail post for all verses games. Please put the name of the verse/game you want in the subject heading.]]

call;

Date: 2011-08-23 06:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
It kinda got buried under the "Oh, by the way, I'm pregnant" revelation.

Date: 2011-08-23 06:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Speedsters. Batman's creepy pedophilia den sidekicks-mmph. Basically anything with a heart of gold and a dick. [He cranes his neck a bit and growls suggestively.] And it's your job to make sure she doesn't do things like that... You, however? You can keep doing that.

voice;

Date: 2011-08-23 06:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
I knew that. [He was testing you. Hello, cabinet. Lovely to meet you- ah, there's Mr. Vodka.] Well, he's definitely not picking the meth scabs off Lucifer for a demon blood buzz.
Edited Date: 2011-08-23 06:56 am (UTC)

voice;

Date: 2011-08-23 07:16 am (UTC)
paterelohim: (Default)
From: [personal profile] paterelohim
I- I don't even know what you're saying half the time.

But- uh, yeah. He...

Yep. [There's not the hell much you can say to that. Sam can't not be on drugs. They both saw the post. He is a Darkness tiger, indeed.]

voice;

Date: 2011-08-23 07:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Those are actually good odds. [He takes a swig straight from the bottle and then thrusts it at Chuck's chest. Pain is good for you, Chuck. Always.] Yeah, riding my ass was actually one of the saner things he did and that's saying something.

voice;

Date: 2011-08-23 07:21 am (UTC)
paterelohim: (= never. drunk. enough.)
From: [personal profile] paterelohim
[Chuck takes the bottle out of- habit, really, then just sort of stares at it.]

Well, you know, by that criteria you could say that Dean's on drugs, too.

But. Man. I gotta wonder if Lucifer saw it, right?

call;

Date: 2011-08-23 07:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hexyoutotuesday.livejournal.com
We'll be moving in a few days. Get with the program.

[With quiet excitement:] ...it's the older house in Sector 4. The one with the blue room that I thought would make a perfect nursery.

Date: 2011-08-23 07:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hexyoutotuesday.livejournal.com
Heart of gold? Dick? Got it. [She bites down gently on his neck and purrs.]

Cross your fingers and pray to Daddy she's a lesbian. [Which praying is the last thing he'll want to do with his girlfriend practically tonguing his ear.]

Date: 2011-08-24 04:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
[He purrs and shifts a little, hooking one ankle around her ankle to edge it slightly. You know where he's going with that, but he's not openly concerned with it right now- just teasing her. His hand continues to trace patterns on her spine while he nips at her shoulders, smothering the light bruises in rough kisses.] How about we just keep her in a tower where no sex can happen period?

[Because, yeah, it's kind of a buzzkill to think your daughter might well have the power to kill a man mid-coitus... Dammit. He hated that he had to make a joke out of Jinx's pregnancy to keep himself okay with it. Every time the reality hit him, he shoved it away. Like now. Moving his hands to Jinx's thighs was more important.

call;

Date: 2011-08-24 04:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
And the Pop Stars you call brothers still have to share a room, right? Can we use the kid as an excuse to make them share a bed? "Sorry. Saving up for a trust fund."

voice;

Date: 2011-08-24 04:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
No, Dean just doesn't know when to keep his mouth shut. Sam may be the dysfunctional one, but he doesn't usually shoot off his yap that much. It harshes his manly pouting. [He plops down on a chair.]

You actually have to wonder? Wow. Didn't see that optimism coming.

voice;

Date: 2011-08-24 05:20 am (UTC)
paterelohim: (- uh huh)
From: [personal profile] paterelohim
Dean's plenty dysfunctional! [What is this argument.]

Well. [Drums his fingers against the still undrunk-from bottle.] He doesn't reply to everything. Man, Lucifer and Sam while high... I feel like I need a shower just thinking about it.

call;

Date: 2011-08-24 07:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hexyoutotuesday.livejournal.com
There's four bedrooms.

[A pause.] I'm quarantining them to the one in the attic.
Edited Date: 2011-08-24 11:34 pm (UTC)

Date: 2011-08-25 01:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hexyoutotuesday.livejournal.com
And we'll keep her hair cut short.

[Buzzkill? What buzzkill? Jinx seems perfectly fine keeping up her sex drive with the topic at hand. Speaking of hands, she likes his right where they are. Hers go to his shirt. Slowly, she rips the buttons off, one by one.]

We've got until February to build that tower. [She rolls her eyes.] God, I hate February. [Then she dives in for a kiss that's more tongue than anything.]

call;

Date: 2011-08-25 02:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Like I don't know how you think. [SMUG]

Date: 2011-08-25 04:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
[He leans backwards, pulling one leg up so that that he's holding it against him, putting every inch of his tongue into that kiss as if he could eradicate February and all the little fears with that lustful bit of contact. He doesn't even respond to it verbally. He lets his exploring hands on her legs and on her back do all the talking for him. ]

voice;

Date: 2011-08-25 04:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
They're both in desperate need of help. What's your point? [He spreads his arms and finally reaches over to grab the alcohol from Chuck. Well. Waste not, want not. His sense of relaxation has been waylaid.]

It oughta worry anyone. If Sam's melon's on the fritz, he'd probably say yes to Lucifer giving him a happy ending, much less to consenting to being his vessel.

Date: 2011-08-25 04:24 am (UTC)
paterelohim: (- brain hurty)
From: [personal profile] paterelohim
[Cringe.]

Thanks. Thanks for that. I feel enriched.

Date: 2011-08-25 04:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Considering Sam keeps thinking I threw you under Lucifer's station wagon, it's about time you got that way on this subject. It's bad, Chuck. Really bad.

Date: 2011-08-25 05:01 am (UTC)
paterelohim: (= daddy needs his medicine)
From: [personal profile] paterelohim
Couldn't we have this conversation without talking about Lucifer and dicks, though? Come on. I'm still traumatized. [Sob making deals. ._. ]

Date: 2011-08-25 05:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
No, it's my way of telling you that you're a moron for letting Lucifer suck face with you.

Date: 2011-08-25 05:08 am (UTC)
paterelohim: (- side eye)
From: [personal profile] paterelohim
Speak English next time.

[Sinking a little lower into his wheelchair.]

I still don't regret it.

call;

Date: 2011-08-25 05:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hexyoutotuesday.livejournal.com
I think I'll turn the third bedroom into an art room. I'm so tired of my clothes smelling like paint all the time.

We should also buy a new couch. You know, one that no one's died on.

Date: 2011-08-25 05:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hexyoutotuesday.livejournal.com
[Contemplating how to get her panties off in this position, halfway done unbuckling his belt, Jinx pulled away from the angel enough to talk.]

What if we get caught~?

[She sounds more excited about it than worried.]

call;

Date: 2011-08-25 08:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
We could pawn off the old one. I'm sure there's some desperate person we hate that needs a couch that smells like sex and death.

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