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[A woman's voice comes over the line.]

You've reached the Trickster's voicemail. Unfortunately, Mr. Trickster isn't available to take your call, nor will he likely ever be. Should you still wish to leave a message, please respond after the tone, and maybe we'll remember to get it to him, mmkay?

[Beep]

[[OOC: This is an IC voicemail post for all verses games. Please put the name of the verse/game you want in the subject heading.]]

call;

Date: 2011-08-22 08:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hexyoutotuesday.livejournal.com
No. I'm suggesting you abuse them for eight hours straight in order to pleasure me.

...in a studio.

call;

Date: 2011-08-22 08:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Well, it is about time we had a sex tape....

call;

Date: 2011-08-22 08:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hexyoutotuesday.livejournal.com
Will you wear the mustache?

call;

Date: 2011-08-22 08:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
[.....The most awkward pause in the history of ever.]

Sure. Why not?

call;

Date: 2011-08-22 08:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hexyoutotuesday.livejournal.com
What? Is only one of us allowed to be adventurous with our sex life?

voice;

Date: 2011-08-22 08:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
I know why the kid's pissed at me, Chuck. That doesn't mean I didn't have a good reason for doing it. If he'd put two and two together, he would've figured that one out.

voice;

Date: 2011-08-22 08:48 am (UTC)
paterelohim: (= so then i was dicks)
From: [personal profile] paterelohim
How many times, Gabriel? How many times would it take before you went completely batfuck insane and became just as obsessed with finding the son of a bitch and making him hurt as badly as you did?

He doesn't care if you had motivations.

Just- imagine. Lucifer. The way he used to be? Before- I don't know, before Hell? Just. Over and over and over, and you couldn't do anything about it. Seeing him die, hearing his screams and seeing the lights go out hundreds- thousands of times.

You put him in his own personal Hell. You're his Alastair. As long as he sees you that way, you gotta deal with his crazy.

call;

Date: 2011-08-22 07:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
'Course not. You think you can handle screwing up a few takes because it's tickling you?

voice;

Date: 2011-08-22 07:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
[Long, long silence.

HE HATES IT WHEN PEOPLE ARE RIGHT. It sucks.

He'll be with you in a moment, he just has to sort his entire life out and repress like a boss.]

voice;

Date: 2011-08-22 08:12 pm (UTC)
paterelohim: (= oh now let me see)
From: [personal profile] paterelohim
[Pause.]

Why don't you come on over?

call;

Date: 2011-08-23 12:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hexyoutotuesday.livejournal.com
Looking forward to it.

Now. How many penises before it's considered excessive?

call;

Date: 2011-08-23 03:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Does it even count if it's the same one repeated? I mean, that's just art.

call;

Date: 2011-08-23 03:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hexyoutotuesday.livejournal.com
I guess we'll find out.

There'd better be a lot of closeups on my new boobs. They're so...bouncy.

call;

Date: 2011-08-23 03:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
...You got a-

[...Duh, Gabriel.]

Oh right. That. ...I'm still in the transitional period.

Date: 2011-08-23 03:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
We're gonna have to keep her away from all well-meaning superhero boys. [He growls against her neck and slides his hands around her waist and up her shirt.] You know how those boys are. [He moves to kiss her lips, nipping her lower lip lightly.] Only one thing on their minds.

[He hooks his free hand around the back of her neck while the other traces lazy circles along the edge of her spine.] Salvation. They're like overly gelled-up Jehovah's Witnesses.

call;

Date: 2011-08-23 04:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hexyoutotuesday.livejournal.com
Are you seriously paying more attention to my stomach than you are my boobs?

call;

Date: 2011-08-23 04:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Your boobs don't have anything alive inside them.

call;

Date: 2011-08-23 04:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hexyoutotuesday.livejournal.com
I'm breaking up with you. Screw the house I just bought. I'm going to go be a single mom in a penthouse suite somewhere living off child support.

call;

Date: 2011-08-23 04:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Easy, babe. You're turning into a Gilmore girl on me. [Wait... What?] ...You got a house? Already? That sad little apartment's getting the boot?

voice;

Date: 2011-08-23 05:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
Why not? You still owe me cotton candy vodka.

voice;

Date: 2011-08-23 05:38 am (UTC)
paterelohim: (= must be tuesday)
From: [personal profile] paterelohim
Oh, yeah. Yeah, cool. This is kind of a vodka conversation anyway, don't you think?

voice;

Date: 2011-08-23 05:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com
...Yeah, Chuck. I think.

[BAM. ANGEL IN THE HOUSE... And rifling in the gifts for the vodka.] You should know, I think Sam's on drugs... and not the usual drugs. The other kind.

call;

Date: 2011-08-23 05:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hexyoutotuesday.livejournal.com
I told you I found the one.

Date: 2011-08-23 06:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hexyoutotuesday.livejournal.com
We'll beat the speedsters off her--nngh--with a stick.

[She takes a moment to kiss him again. By this point, she's ruined the shoulder of his shirt. The fabric is in shreds.]

It's your job to make sure she'll never have our level of daddy issues. [Now it's her turn to molest his neck.]

voice;

Date: 2011-08-23 06:26 am (UTC)
paterelohim: (= lip bite)
From: [personal profile] paterelohim
[Hanging up the NV now, thanks, and gesturing at the big cabinet right over there.]

That's the bar.

[Cough.] You- you mean, uh, street drugs? Like a normal person?

That's... unexpected. [He isn't the best liar in the world. Sam totally told him.]

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