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uberboned[Gabriel's sprawled sideways in his chair with his legs flopped over the side- which rather than that spinny chair he normally has in front of his journal is now a fancy wingback chair and his whole room looks like something out of a classy mansion. There's a smoking jacket involved. He's currently playing cat's cradle with the little bell necklace Murphy gave him while one of his magic hookers rubs his shoulders. He's about halfway interested. ...Yeah, he's taking Murphy's leaving pretty hard, especially since he has ZERO hope she's coming back. NO ONE ELSE HAS.]
Annnd the revolving door starts all over again.
For those of you just tuning in to this episode of Masterpiece Theatre, welcome to the Barge. The place where dreams come true. [He smirks and looks at the camera.] Yes, one of you lucky sons of bitches might make into the Warden's VIP club and all of this can be yours. Pretty snazzy, huh?
[He lets the new Wardens bask in this for a moment and then he snaps and his room goes back to normal and he's just sprawled in a normal chair in his... Horrible porn star room and in his normal clothes, sans magic hooker.]
Yep. I'm just screwin' with you. Get used to it.
[Private to the God Squad]
Sooo gang! Any plans for this month? I'm gettin' a little bored here.
[[OOC: YEAH, SO.... Gabriel promised Howie he'd check up on the gods to see if they were planning anything for Samhain. I plan on putting up a post, depending on how this goes down, figuring out how to cockblock him from getting involved, because I want the plot to actually WORK and... You know, not cockblock someone else with CAPTAIN GODMOD HERE. :|]
Annnd the revolving door starts all over again.
For those of you just tuning in to this episode of Masterpiece Theatre, welcome to the Barge. The place where dreams come true. [He smirks and looks at the camera.] Yes, one of you lucky sons of bitches might make into the Warden's VIP club and all of this can be yours. Pretty snazzy, huh?
[He lets the new Wardens bask in this for a moment and then he snaps and his room goes back to normal and he's just sprawled in a normal chair in his... Horrible porn star room and in his normal clothes, sans magic hooker.]
Yep. I'm just screwin' with you. Get used to it.
[Private to the God Squad]
Sooo gang! Any plans for this month? I'm gettin' a little bored here.
[[OOC: YEAH, SO.... Gabriel promised Howie he'd check up on the gods to see if they were planning anything for Samhain. I plan on putting up a post, depending on how this goes down, figuring out how to cockblock him from getting involved, because I want the plot to actually WORK and... You know, not cockblock someone else with CAPTAIN GODMOD HERE. :|]
Tags:
- [!],
- [!] abandonment issues ho!,
- [!] and they let this guy be a warden,
- [!] awesome coping mechanisms are us,
- [!] boredom leads to trolling,
- [!] defaults to douchebag,
- [!] dumbass and asshole are petnames,
- [!] gabe has his sheriff hat on,
- [!] murphy: the maddie to my david,
- [!] no archangels here,
- [!] pagan gods do it better,
- [!] stopped riding the pine,
- [!] trickster mojo is vital for life,
- [!] will not say he's in love,
- [verse] lastvoyages
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Video from zero
Date: 2010-10-12 04:37 am (UTC)Hey!! How'dya do that? Bring that skin back.
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Date: 2010-10-12 05:48 am (UTC)Also, the show's over. And the box office is closed. Better luck next time, newbie.
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Date: 2010-10-12 05:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-10-12 06:00 am (UTC)[Translation: MORE MODERN DAY PEOPLE ON THE BARGE, ADMIRAL. GABRIEL CAN'T STAND IT WHEN PEOPLE DON'T SPEAK GABE.]
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Date: 2010-10-12 05:24 am (UTC)...Uh, Gabe? Are you feeling, you know. Okay?
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Date: 2010-10-12 05:45 am (UTC)'Course. Why wouldn't I be?
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Date: 2010-10-12 05:53 am (UTC)[A shrug because... Words are not his friends. But he's obvs concerned, mang. :(]
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Date: 2010-10-12 05:58 am (UTC)What d'you people want from me? I'm taunting the newbies, scandalizing everyone else, and not doing my job. That's what I do. Every day. Until the Barge hits a comet and sinks.
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Date: 2010-10-12 06:04 am (UTC)I don't want anything, I was just... And this isn't really all that, uh. Scandalizing. I mean, considering what you normally do when you call up one of your, er. [Vague handwave because Bruce Banner doesn't say "magic hookers". Ever.] But you know, just. Totally forgot I said anything cause you're just obviously fine.
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Date: 2010-10-12 06:13 am (UTC)...Okay. Great talk, Bruce. Glad we had it. Let's do it again sometime. [Annnd back to fiddling with the bell.] How's the tenth sound?
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Date: 2010-10-12 07:19 am (UTC)[video]
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From:Private-and, in typical loki fashion, he will try to weasel out of the deal. :/
From:Private- Oh Loki. :| HE KNOWS YOUR BRAIN... He's borrowing it. Kinda. :|
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Date: 2010-10-13 06:15 am (UTC)[SPAM]
Date: 2010-10-13 06:22 am (UTC)Knock, knock.]
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Date: 2010-10-13 06:41 am (UTC)...If she's quiet, maybe whoever it is will go away. She hides her face in her pillow again. Sorry Gabe.]
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