008: FORCED OUT OF THE ANGEL CLOSET. THANKS, ADMIRAL.

[uberboned]

[SO GABE'S A LITTLE ANNOYED, considering, you know, the Admiral revealed his ~~secret identity~~ and all that and Max is pissed at him. So here, Barge, have a grumpy archangel, officially coming out of the angel closet.]

OKAY. I GET IT. For the five people who didn't pay attention to the Admiral's announcement, yes, I'm actually Gabriel. Yep. That one. If the halo fits and all that. And y'know, there was a perfectly good reason for the deception, 'cause I don't like going around telling people I'm an archangel. It's a personal thing and not a "let's play a massive joke on the Barge to see if they'll buy it" thing. Okay? Okay.

And before I get a hundred questions about the same damn thing, lemme clear some stuff up for you guys.

1. Yes, I have wings. My vessel, unfortunately, does not, so no you can't see them, unless you're not that fond of your eyes. 

2. I have never, in my entire billions of years in existence, had Shirley temple curls. Okay?

3. The Virgin Mary has a wicked right cross. True story.

4. No, you don't get to know why I'm pretending to be a Trickster. That information's on a need to know basis, and, look at that! You people don't need to know.

Hope that clears everything up. 

Comments

strikes are unreadable.

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

why would you prete

this is ridic

this cannot be quite

you're not an ange

False identities are false identities around here, but a pagan god... a false god? That is just offensive. You probably know that, and don't care, but it needed to be said.

I don't even know

HAVE AN ATHEIST

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Liar.

[future-games.livejournal.com]

...Then what the hell are you doing here?

[youdaman.livejournal.com]

[Max is still very irritated with you and would SO LIKE TO KICK YOUR BUTT... but is unfortunately otherwise preoccupied being emo and denying your existence. Wings? I'll tell you where you can stick those damn things.]

[beam-me.livejournal.com]

BOLLOCKS!

Voice

[fireintothesky.livejournal.com]

[There's a click, a long silence, then a nervous squeak and a flail before it clicks off.]

[uowemeascream.livejournal.com]

[WATCH PREACHER DADDY ISSUES COME INTO PLAY]

... Yeah? So?

[theoriginalbamf.livejournal.com]

YOU CANNOT FOOL ME, POSSIBLY A ROBOT SUPER TRICKSTER.

[yousethimfree.livejournal.com]

Sorry you had to do this.

[tadwizard.livejournal.com]

Can you sing?

[acid_rayne]

Dude... It's seriously not a big deal. You were already here, once.

Albeit, as an inmate and looking a little more androgynous...

[tartaned.livejournal.com]

Oh dear. I'm terribly sorry about that.