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Gabriel, aka The Trickster ([personal profile] uberboned) wrote2010-02-17 11:33 am

008: FORCED OUT OF THE ANGEL CLOSET. THANKS, ADMIRAL.

[SO GABE'S A LITTLE ANNOYED, considering, you know, the Admiral revealed his ~~secret identity~~ and all that and Max is pissed at him. So here, Barge, have a grumpy archangel, officially coming out of the angel closet.]

OKAY. I GET IT. For the five people who didn't pay attention to the Admiral's announcement, yes, I'm actually Gabriel. Yep. That one. If the halo fits and all that. And y'know, there was a perfectly good reason for the deception, 'cause I don't like going around telling people I'm an archangel. It's a personal thing and not a "let's play a massive joke on the Barge to see if they'll buy it" thing. Okay? Okay.

And before I get a hundred questions about the same damn thing, lemme clear some stuff up for you guys.

1. Yes, I have wings. My vessel, unfortunately, does not, so no you can't see them, unless you're not that fond of your eyes. 

2. I have never, in my entire billions of years in existence, had Shirley temple curls. Okay?

3. The Virgin Mary has a wicked right cross. True story.

4. No, you don't get to know why I'm pretending to be a Trickster. That information's on a need to know basis, and, look at that! You people don't need to know.

Hope that clears everything up. 

strikes are unreadable.

[identity profile] kingfor-aday.livejournal.com 2010-02-17 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
why would you prete

this is ridic

this cannot be quite

you're not an ange

False identities are false identities around here, but a pagan god... a false god? That is just offensive. You probably know that, and don't care, but it needed to be said.

I don't even know

HAVE AN ATHEIST

[identity profile] impure-tale.livejournal.com 2010-02-17 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Liar.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-02-17 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay! I'm lying. I'm actually three ducks in a man suit, pretending to be an angel, pretending to be a pagan god.

SORRY YOUR WORLDVIEW IS SHATTERED, HOWIE.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-02-17 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
In my defense, I needed a really good hiding place at the time.

[identity profile] impure-tale.livejournal.com 2010-02-17 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Still makes more sense.

IT'S NOT JUST HIS WORLDVIEW YOU GIT.

[identity profile] kingfor-aday.livejournal.com 2010-02-17 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Hardly much of a defence for faking false godhood.

I'm not debating this. I just want you to know that this is entirely and utterly offensive.

[identity profile] future-games.livejournal.com 2010-02-17 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
...Then what the hell are you doing here?

STUPID PAGAN ARCHANGELS. ;__;

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-02-17 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Your opinion has been noted.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-02-17 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Aziraphale's here. No one's questioning his presence. What? Higher tier angels can't save souls?

[identity profile] future-games.livejournal.com 2010-02-17 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
It just seems...different. I feel like you have some more important heavenly duties to be doing.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-02-17 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I skipped out of Heaven a long time ago to pursue a solo career as a pagan demigod. Trust me. There's nothing in Heaven I wanna be doing right now.

[identity profile] future-games.livejournal.com 2010-02-17 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
You--but aren't you kind of...important?

[identity profile] youdaman.livejournal.com 2010-02-17 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[Max is still very irritated with you and would SO LIKE TO KICK YOUR BUTT... but is unfortunately otherwise preoccupied being emo and denying your existence. Wings? I'll tell you where you can stick those damn things.]
Edited 2010-02-17 19:01 (UTC)

[identity profile] beam-me.livejournal.com 2010-02-17 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
BOLLOCKS!

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-02-17 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Second highest-ranked angel in Heaven. Don't sweat it, bucko. Michael's got enough self-righteous fury for twenty archangels.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-02-17 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Is that gonna be your answer to everything I say from here on out?

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-02-17 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[VENGEANCE IS COMING, MAX. VENGEANCE IS COMING. :|]

[identity profile] possemagnet.livejournal.com 2010-02-17 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm pretty sure bollocks means tits. WHY in the HELL is that an insult or a derogatory term? I'd love to go TITS!!!! at the top of my lungs without being beat with purses.

[identity profile] beam-me.livejournal.com 2010-02-17 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Aye, if everything you say continues to be boundlessly inconvenient and/or shocking. I s'pose it will be. Got any additional secrets burrowed in your trousers, lad, or can I continue research on anti-angelic phaser shields?

THE FACEPALM HEARD 'ROUND THE WORLD.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-02-17 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
It's "extremely British" for balls, Dean.

Re: THE FACEPALM HEARD 'ROUND THE WORLD.

[identity profile] possemagnet.livejournal.com 2010-02-17 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
What? Then why the hell---

...GO BACK TO YOUR OWN STUPID COUNTRY. Seriously. Stop fucking up the airwaves with your stupid slang.
Edited 2010-02-17 19:34 (UTC)

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-02-17 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Israfel's not that great a singer.

[identity profile] beam-me.livejournal.com 2010-02-17 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
FFFFFFF.

Stay out of my religion! My mum would've dropped over dead if she was here to see this!

Voice

[identity profile] fireintothesky.livejournal.com 2010-02-17 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[There's a click, a long silence, then a nervous squeak and a flail before it clicks off.]

[identity profile] beam-me.livejournal.com 2010-02-17 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Lad, I'm fairly certain the Barge is a neutral zone.

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