001 (Voice)

[uberboned]

[While the Winchesters are away, the Tricksters will play, apparently. THE BARGE HAS TIMING. :| Hope your ears love the sultry sound of loud-mouthed demigods/archangels with slight southern drawls, residents of the Barge, because that's what you're getting. And there is nothing in the tone of this that does not scream SNARK.]

GOOD MORNIN', VIET-NAM.

Or afternoon. Or, for all I know, half-past midnight. I don't believe in clocks. Anyway. 

Hi! I'm the newest sherrif on this Love Boat. One of you lucky sons of bitches will eventually be mine to mold into whatever amounts to a productive, functional member of society. Lucky you! For the rest of you, juuust get used to the sound of this voice, kids, 'cause you're gonna be hearing a lot of it. 

I could go on, tell you all a few things about me, and we can all have a nice, little sharing circle, buuuut I'm not that kinda guy. Sorry. A man's gotta have a little mystery about him. In this case, a lot. 

But, hey, I'm here for all you losers. That's the deal I made and I live up to my deals. Think of me as your own personal pagan deity. So if you really need and/or want me, look me up sometime. It's Trickster, comma, the. Thank you and good night. 

Comments

[wichita-kansas.livejournal.com]

We already have one of those.

[theoriginalbamf.livejournal.com]

A Trickster? And just when I thought this place couldn't get anymore entertaining. Or interesting in the Chinese proverb sort of way.

Wilkommen Herr Trickster, I'm Kurt Wagner, fellow new Warden and I'm sure I'll see you out and about, I'm sure. I'm usually in the pub.

[lotoftrouble.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid that position's already taken.

[future-games.livejournal.com]

[And cue the sarcasm.]
Fantastic personality you have there.

Hi, the Doctor hates mofos who swing their sacks around. ;p

[metacrisis-ten.livejournal.com]

Uh-huh.

Don't bother sharing, mate. Some of us can already tell you've got nothing new to say.

[gotgirlballs.livejournal.com]

Was that supposed to impress us? Seriously, that was totally weak.

[young-idealist.livejournal.com]

We don't need another one, thank you. Especially one without a leash.

[tartaned.livejournal.com]

...I feel oddly as if I should know you.

[Oh shit. Gabriel. Alastair isn't touching this with a ten foot pole]

[cantrunfromme.livejournal.com]