012 (Voice)

[uberboned]

[There's a sound of wrappers crinkling all through this. Gabe may be eating his weight in Little Debbie snack cakes, but that's how he always eats, so it's not really that noteworthy. Also, Gabe sounds ridiculously cheerful through the whole thing and never loses it.]

Y'know the best part of not being human? Things like this? Just roll off you. I mean, c'mon. What's one more vessel? Am I right? Huh?

[There's a pause and then...]

Suck it up and deal. It could be a lot worse

[OOC: SO GABE'S BEEN 40% MORE TROLLY THAN USUAL. This is because Gabe has serious control issues and floods? Are gonna screw with him emotionally, because he doesn't like things happening to him that he can't fix- getting a taste of his own medicine generally displeases him. Yeah, I know. Poor baby. His way of combating emotional distress, however, is to pretend like everything's fine and be aggressively cheerful and aggressively... Well, Gabe. Also, he kinda wound up flailing at Az last night and he's annoyed at the world right now on top of everything else. FUN TIMES. Also if I start switching to Gabe's dude icons mid-tag, IT'S BECAUSE THERE WEREN'T VERY MANY DECENT ICONS OF HIS GIRL!PB AND GABE'S FACES ARE IMPORTANT. PREEEETEND HE'S A WOMAN.]

Comments

[tartaned.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm glad you're at least trying to be cheerier today.

[She's skeptical. :|]

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Just call me Mary Sunshine.

[SHE SHOULD BE. Gabe is a lying liar who liiiies and hates talking about his feelings.]

[tartaned.livejournal.com]

If it's all the same to you, I think I won't.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

I guess I should tell the orchestra to hold off on that Disney-style musical number too, huh?

[tartaned.livejournal.com]

You don't sing, do you?

Now he's just being a dick. :|

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Not a note. Wouldn't stop me from trying though. Something about this body just makes me want to twirl around and prance with furry animals.

[fireworkbubbles.livejournal.com]

... Gabe?

[SWITCHING TO VIDEO- Yep. Hi. This is Gabe. With huge boobs and Felicity hair.]

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

My vessel's gender took a wrong left turn at Albuquerque.

[Video - have a GIRLY CHINESE MAN!Jubes]

[fireworkbubbles.livejournal.com]

Yours too, huh? Well... I'd offer you some clothes, but I don't think they'd fit. You're a bit bustier than I was.

[Video]

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Why does everyone always forget I have phenomenal cosmic powers? Okay, so I can't turn my body back to normal, but damn right my clothes fit.

[Video]

[fireworkbubbles.livejournal.com]

Ah, but do you have an iiiitty bitty living space? [griiiiiiiiiiin]

[Video]

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

[Gabe proceeds to point the camera at his room. It's a very nice room. It does, unfortunately, have the distinction of looking like it belongs to a porn star.]

Nope. Did pretty well for myself on that end.

[Voice]

[yousethimfree.livejournal.com]

Couldn't have said it better myself.

[SO VERY PRIVATE]
Except for the part where I don't really believe it. But that's okay, I'm sure noone else has noticed.

No I won't make you talk about it. Just lettin' you know you're not foolin' me.

[Voice] DUR HURR I KNOW HOW HTML TAGS WORK

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

[PRIVATE- DAMMIT WHY DO PEOPLE SEE THROUGH HIS LIIIIES.]

Okay. You got me. You and Az both. I think he's just pretending like he doesn't know that I know that he... Dammit. Never mind. Let's just say you both have me pegged annnd leave it at that.

[Voice] BUT THEY DON'T KNOW HOW YOU WORK

[yousethimfree.livejournal.com]

Totally leaving it. Besides, I do the same thing.

[Voice//Private]

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

And this is why we understand each other, Rubes. Thanks.

[Voice//Private]

[yousethimfree.livejournal.com]

No problem.

[SUBJECT CHANGE! JUST FOR YOU, GABBY!]

What's with all the crinkling?

Voice

[tadwizard.livejournal.com]

Psh, I'm human and that stuff rolls off me, too. (Shoves his mouth full of twinkies.) Shee?

Voice

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

That's the spirit! This place would be a lot less hectic if everyone just took everything in stride and didn't get worked up over every, tiny detail.

Voice

[tadwizard.livejournal.com]

I agree completely!

[Video]

[cisskabob]

You're right. My first flood could have been something worse. I just wish I had clothes that fit! Sundresses? Sports bras? Not gonna work for me!

[Video]

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

I'm having more of a problem with the fact that my clothes do not complement my girlish figure.

[Video]

[cisskabob]

At least they cover your girlish figure! I miss mine. Though I have to say, I knew archery gave me upper body strength, but I didn't know it would look like this if I were a guy!

[Video]

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Annnd I didn't think having a healthy weight meant... Well. [Yes, he is examining his own rather large breasts. WHAT? HE CAN'T GET OVER THIS.]

[Video]

[cisskabob]

[And Cissie's laughing. MOLESTING YOURSELF ON VIDEO GABE, REALLY?] There are worse things it could mean.