001 (Voice)

[uberboned]

[While the Winchesters are away, the Tricksters will play, apparently. THE BARGE HAS TIMING. :| Hope your ears love the sultry sound of loud-mouthed demigods/archangels with slight southern drawls, residents of the Barge, because that's what you're getting. And there is nothing in the tone of this that does not scream SNARK.]

GOOD MORNIN', VIET-NAM.

Or afternoon. Or, for all I know, half-past midnight. I don't believe in clocks. Anyway. 

Hi! I'm the newest sherrif on this Love Boat. One of you lucky sons of bitches will eventually be mine to mold into whatever amounts to a productive, functional member of society. Lucky you! For the rest of you, juuust get used to the sound of this voice, kids, 'cause you're gonna be hearing a lot of it. 

I could go on, tell you all a few things about me, and we can all have a nice, little sharing circle, buuuut I'm not that kinda guy. Sorry. A man's gotta have a little mystery about him. In this case, a lot. 

But, hey, I'm here for all you losers. That's the deal I made and I live up to my deals. Think of me as your own personal pagan deity. So if you really need and/or want me, look me up sometime. It's Trickster, comma, the. Thank you and good night. 

Comments

At least he's pretty. And blackmailable.

[yousethimfree.livejournal.com]

Of course not. Just thought I was the only one who voiced it that way when it comes to the supernatural.

He chooses to focus on the pretty. For obvious reasons.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Maybe you started a movement. You're like Rosa Parks, but with way more street cred.

[Because he can totally tell she has street cred by the sound of her voice. Or he's just being an ass. It's hard to tell with Gabe.]

[yousethimfree.livejournal.com]

[Ruby votes ass.]

So you're a trickster. You don't happen to have a thing for time loops, do you?

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

[That's the popular vote.]

When it fits the circumstance. Why?

[yousethimfree.livejournal.com]

I know someone who got stuck in one once.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

...And by some freak coincidence, you think I'm responsible for every time loop ever or is this suspicion actually goin' somewhere specific?

[yousethimfree.livejournal.com]

There was a trickster involved. I was just wondering if that trickster was you. Know any freakishly tall men more racist than most?

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Hm. Does he have a freakish Cro-Magnon skull, share a last name with a popular firearm manufacturer, and have an older brother he's uncomfortably attached to?

[yousethimfree.livejournal.com]

So someone else sees it. Glad I'm not the only one.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

....There are actually people who don't? C'mon. You'd have to blind, deaf, and a moron to not see the levels of dysfunction there.

[yousethimfree.livejournal.com]

Dysfunction is a hunter's paradise. The barge isn't much better.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Lucky me. I thrive in dysfunction. And where there are egos to topple, I'm the one tipping over the dominoes.

I think me and this place are gonna get along swell.

[yousethimfree.livejournal.com]

So there's a method to the madness. I can respect that.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

I think the Admiral woulda had me clapped in irons if I tried to cut a deal and there wasn't.

So. My mutual friend in Winchester-periphery, which by the way ain't the best place to be on a good day and I'm sure you know that, what am I supposed to call you?

[yousethimfree.livejournal.com]

[Ruby questions if she should give a fake name. She'll be found out soon enough, but maybe it's worth it...]

Kristy.

[It's not lying. He didn't ask for a name, just something to call her.]

I hearby dub this post, "Ze post full of lying liars who lie about their names."

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

[Sneaky, sneaky Ruby.]

Nice to meet someone from the ol' homestead then, Kristy.

Ze most awesome post ever.

[yousethimfree.livejournal.com]

Thank you. I just wish I had something to call you, other than Trickster. It's kinda impersonal.

I'm sitting here laughing my ass off. My God, kids.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

You can call me Skip, if it makes you feel better. I always kinda wanted to be the demigod otherwise known as Skip.

Life w/out Winchesters = Funtiems for all!

[yousethimfree.livejournal.com]

Skip. I like it.

FOR THE NEXT THIRTEEN HOURS, WE PARTY.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Eh. It suits me.

[yousethimfree.livejournal.com]

I'd ask if you wanted to get a drink, but inmates can't get up there without a warden, and I wouldn't expect you to trust me right off.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Pfft. What're you gonna do? Shank me? I ain't exactly brimming with frality here, precious. Does your warden usually let you out for drinks with strange demigods?

[yousethimfree.livejournal.com]

Shanking sounds fun. But really, I don't have a lot of restrictions put on me. I like what little freedom I've got, so I don't cause a lot of trouble. At least not anything punishable.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Okay. So. Drinks?

Spam? No time for logging.

[yousethimfree.livejournal.com]

Drinks. Meet you on deck.