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[While the Winchesters are away, the Tricksters will play, apparently. THE BARGE HAS TIMING. :| Hope your ears love the sultry sound of loud-mouthed demigods/archangels with slight southern drawls, residents of the Barge, because that's what you're getting. And there is nothing in the tone of this that does not scream SNARK.]

GOOD MORNIN', VIET-NAM.

Or afternoon. Or, for all I know, half-past midnight. I don't believe in clocks. Anyway.

Hi! I'm the newest sherrif on this Love Boat. One of you lucky sons of bitches will eventually be mine to mold into whatever amounts to a productive, functional member of society. Lucky you! For the rest of you, juuust get used to the sound of this voice, kids, 'cause you're gonna be hearing a lot of it.

I could go on, tell you all a few things about me, and we can all have a nice, little sharing circle, buuuut I'm not that kinda guy. Sorry. A man's gotta have a little mystery about him. In this case, a lot.

But, hey, I'm here for all you losers. That's the deal I made and I live up to my deals. Think of me as your own personal pagan deity. So if you really need and/or want me, look me up sometime. It's Trickster, comma, the. Thank you and good night.

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We already have one of those.

So... What, exactly? There's a "one pagan god only" rule on this boat and I just skipped that part in the brochure?

I dunno what the rule is -- I'm just a tiny, powerless human. You might want to ask the other big, bad trickster aboard.

A girl can ask for a little variety, right?

Okay, lemme get this straight. You're assuming that every trickster's the same here, right?

That's so racist. I don't go, "Gee. Another mortal. Couldn't we get a centaur or something? Put some spice in this melting pot."

A Trickster? And just when I thought this place couldn't get anymore entertaining. Or interesting in the Chinese proverb sort of way.

Wilkommen Herr Trickster, I'm Kurt Wagner, fellow new Warden and I'm sure I'll see you out and about, I'm sure. I'm usually in the pub.

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Hey, you have plenty of time to show off how edgy and in your face you are, but if first impression's any indication, you're not adding any spice to this fucked up fondue.

Guilty. From the looks of the backlog, you guys are short on entertaining here lately, though. I'm what happens when you tempt fate.

[You can practically tell he's rolling his eyes from his tone.] 'Course I swore I'd play nice and I will. Really and truly. Warden reputation to uphold and all that. [Mostly. Lalalala.]

Nice to meetcha. Guess I'll be seein' you around. Bet I can find plenty of reasons to drink in a place like this.

[There's an audible snap on this side of the line.]

I'd be careful where you step in your cabin, princess.

You're stealing my best line.

[laughs softly] Oh, I hear it gets very interesting every few weeks.

Oh, really? Already I like you better than the other Tricksters I've met. Are you the 'Just Desserts' sort?

Ja, as I don't have an inmate yet, and this free-time business makes me fidgety, I commandeered the pub. It seems all the crew vanished. So, we're on our own. Can't leave a pub to go fallow. That's alcohol abuse.

[groooooooooan]

Is calling someone out on racism patented now?

Guilty again. Only reason they'd let a guy like me be someone's keeper. Scaring people straight's my job. Figure I can stand to get something out of it beyond my own amusement.

[He might be cackling. His sense of humor is, obviously, suspect.] Well, if the Wardens are running the asylum, might as well make somethin' of it. Meanwhile, I'm just gonna take advantage of the downtime and see what I can shake up.

Of course not. Just thought I was the only one who voiced it that way when it comes to the supernatural.

Maybe you started a movement. You're like Rosa Parks, but with way more street cred.

[Because he can totally tell she has street cred by the sound of her voice. Or he's just being an ass. It's hard to tell with Gabe.]

[Ruby votes ass.]

So you're a trickster. You don't happen to have a thing for time loops, do you?

I'm afraid that position's already taken.

[That's the popular vote.]

When it fits the circumstance. Why?

So is this one of those 'there can be only one' situations? 'Cause that sounds like way more effort than I wanna put into anything right now.

I know someone who got stuck in one once.

...And by some freak coincidence, you think I'm responsible for every time loop ever or is this suspicion actually goin' somewhere specific?

Well, it all depends. I assume that you can be a trickster god. From a different pantheon, of course. But you can't be the trickster god.

[And Gabe breaks out the mock-petulance.]

But the definite article makes me sound all official and important.

[And now we're all business again.]

So which one does that make you, bucko?

'Definite article'. I need to introduce you to the Time Lords-you'll have a field day.

Take a guess.

There was a trickster involved. I was just wondering if that trickster was you. Know any freakishly tall men more racist than most?

Sounds like a party.

Well, you're probably not Anansi. I think Coyote's actually more of an ass than you. And if there's one trickster who deserves to be on this boat, it's probably... Loki?

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you're welcomed to hurt her, gabe!

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WHY WOULD HE DO A THING LIKE THAT? :| HE'S A RESPECTABLE WARDEN. REALLY.

I've got a free minute, and seeing as it's public and all...

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Gabe's a dirty quote-stealing hor.

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At least he's pretty. And blackmailable.

He chooses to focus on the pretty. For obvious reasons.

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