012 (Voice)

[uberboned]

[There's a sound of wrappers crinkling all through this. Gabe may be eating his weight in Little Debbie snack cakes, but that's how he always eats, so it's not really that noteworthy. Also, Gabe sounds ridiculously cheerful through the whole thing and never loses it.]

Y'know the best part of not being human? Things like this? Just roll off you. I mean, c'mon. What's one more vessel? Am I right? Huh?

[There's a pause and then...]

Suck it up and deal. It could be a lot worse

[OOC: SO GABE'S BEEN 40% MORE TROLLY THAN USUAL. This is because Gabe has serious control issues and floods? Are gonna screw with him emotionally, because he doesn't like things happening to him that he can't fix- getting a taste of his own medicine generally displeases him. Yeah, I know. Poor baby. His way of combating emotional distress, however, is to pretend like everything's fine and be aggressively cheerful and aggressively... Well, Gabe. Also, he kinda wound up flailing at Az last night and he's annoyed at the world right now on top of everything else. FUN TIMES. Also if I start switching to Gabe's dude icons mid-tag, IT'S BECAUSE THERE WEREN'T VERY MANY DECENT ICONS OF HIS GIRL!PB AND GABE'S FACES ARE IMPORTANT. PREEEETEND HE'S A WOMAN.]

Comments

[tartaned.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm glad you're at least trying to be cheerier today.

[She's skeptical. :|]

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Just call me Mary Sunshine.

[SHE SHOULD BE. Gabe is a lying liar who liiiies and hates talking about his feelings.]

[tartaned.livejournal.com]

If it's all the same to you, I think I won't.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

I guess I should tell the orchestra to hold off on that Disney-style musical number too, huh?

[tartaned.livejournal.com]

You don't sing, do you?

Now he's just being a dick. :|

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Not a note. Wouldn't stop me from trying though. Something about this body just makes me want to twirl around and prance with furry animals.

oh, Az is shocked :|

[tartaned.livejournal.com]

The CES is available if you feel compelled.

[fireworkbubbles.livejournal.com]

... Gabe?

WHAT? GABE BE A DICK? THIS IS SUCH AN EXTRAORDINARY DEVELOPMENT. :O!!!

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

But I want the whole world to know my cheerful girlish dreams or... Something.

[SWITCHING TO VIDEO- Yep. Hi. This is Gabe. With huge boobs and Felicity hair.]

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

My vessel's gender took a wrong left turn at Albuquerque.

he's starting to just ignore his dickery in general

[tartaned.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure how much longer I can continue to take you seriously, Gabriel.

THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT, AZ.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

...You've been taking me seriously this whole time?

[tartaned.livejournal.com]

Not the whole time, I meant in general.

[Video - have a GIRLY CHINESE MAN!Jubes]

[fireworkbubbles.livejournal.com]

Yours too, huh? Well... I'd offer you some clothes, but I don't think they'd fit. You're a bit bustier than I was.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Oh good. 'Cause, for a minute there, I was really worried about your brain being broken.

[tartaned.livejournal.com]

I wasn't created last century, thank you.

[Video]

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Why does everyone always forget I have phenomenal cosmic powers? Okay, so I can't turn my body back to normal, but damn right my clothes fit.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Oh, Azi. I love it when you snark at me.

[Video]

[fireworkbubbles.livejournal.com]

Ah, but do you have an iiiitty bitty living space? [griiiiiiiiiiin]

[Voice]

[yousethimfree.livejournal.com]

Couldn't have said it better myself.

[SO VERY PRIVATE]
Except for the part where I don't really believe it. But that's okay, I'm sure noone else has noticed.

No I won't make you talk about it. Just lettin' you know you're not foolin' me.

[tartaned.livejournal.com]

I don't think I do much else, to be honest. Perhaps sprinkle in a bit of worry.

[Video]

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

[Gabe proceeds to point the camera at his room. It's a very nice room. It does, unfortunately, have the distinction of looking like it belongs to a porn star.]

Nope. Did pretty well for myself on that end.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

And be very, very British. You're good at that.

[Video]

[fireworkbubbles.livejournal.com]

Ah well, at least you don't have to grant three wishes to whatever dude rubs the lamp either. Ya know, if ya wanted me to, I could come by and sketch you. Immortalise the awesome as it were.

[tartaned.livejournal.com]

Does something about being British amuse you especially? Because I'm hardly the only one, you know.