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Entry tags:
- [!] defaults to douchebag,
- [!] flood time is my least favorite time,
- [!] gabe discusses the issues,
- [!] genderswap,
- [!] it's schadenfreude time,
- [!] massive control issues,
- [!] not as happy as you think,
- [!] snarking for the masses,
- [!] the archangel displeased with life,
- [!] the many forms of hiding,
- [!] the troll gets trolled,
- [!] you asked for it people,
- [verse] lastvoyages
012 (Voice)
[There's a sound of wrappers crinkling all through this. Gabe may be eating his weight in Little Debbie snack cakes, but that's how he always eats, so it's not really that noteworthy. Also, Gabe sounds ridiculously cheerful through the whole thing and never loses it.]
Y'know the best part of not being human? Things like this? Just roll off you. I mean, c'mon. What's one more vessel? Am I right? Huh?
[There's a pause and then...]
Suck it up and deal. It could be a lot worse
[OOC: SO GABE'S BEEN 40% MORE TROLLY THAN USUAL. This is because Gabe has serious control issues and floods? Are gonna screw with him emotionally, because he doesn't like things happening to him that he can't fix- getting a taste of his own medicine generally displeases him. Yeah, I know. Poor baby. His way of combating emotional distress, however, is to pretend like everything's fine and be aggressively cheerful and aggressively... Well, Gabe. Also, he kinda wound up flailing at Az last night and he's annoyed at the world right now on top of everything else. FUN TIMES. Also if I start switching to Gabe's dude icons mid-tag, IT'S BECAUSE THERE WEREN'T VERY MANY DECENT ICONS OF HIS GIRL!PB AND GABE'S FACES ARE IMPORTANT. PREEEETEND HE'S A WOMAN.]
Y'know the best part of not being human? Things like this? Just roll off you. I mean, c'mon. What's one more vessel? Am I right? Huh?
[There's a pause and then...]
Suck it up and deal. It could be a lot worse
[OOC: SO GABE'S BEEN 40% MORE TROLLY THAN USUAL. This is because Gabe has serious control issues and floods? Are gonna screw with him emotionally, because he doesn't like things happening to him that he can't fix- getting a taste of his own medicine generally displeases him. Yeah, I know. Poor baby. His way of combating emotional distress, however, is to pretend like everything's fine and be aggressively cheerful and aggressively... Well, Gabe. Also, he kinda wound up flailing at Az last night and he's annoyed at the world right now on top of everything else. FUN TIMES. Also if I start switching to Gabe's dude icons mid-tag, IT'S BECAUSE THERE WEREN'T VERY MANY DECENT ICONS OF HIS GIRL!PB AND GABE'S FACES ARE IMPORTANT. PREEEETEND HE'S A WOMAN.]
[Voice//Private]
[Voice//Private]
[SUBJECT CHANGE! JUST FOR YOU, GABBY!]
What's with all the crinkling?
[Voice//Private]
No clue. Possibly it's to distract from the massive breasts.
[Voice//Private] I THINK I JUST DIED OF LAUGHTER.
[Voice//Private] XDD OH GOD RUBY.
[Voice//Private]