uberboned | 008: FORCED OUT OF THE ANGEL CLOSET. THANKS, ADMIRAL.

[SO GABE'S A LITTLE ANNOYED, considering, you know, the Admiral revealed his ~~secret identity~~ and all that and Max is pissed at him. So here, Barge, have a grumpy archangel, officially coming out of the angel closet.]

OKAY. I GET IT. For the five people who didn't pay attention to the Admiral's announcement, yes, I'm actually Gabriel. Yep. That one. If the halo fits and all that. And y'know, there was a perfectly good reason for the deception, 'cause I don't like going around telling people I'm an archangel. It's a personal thing and not a "let's play a massive joke on the Barge to see if they'll buy it" thing. Okay? Okay.

And before I get a hundred questions about the same damn thing, lemme clear some stuff up for you guys.

1. Yes, I have wings. My vessel, unfortunately, does not, so no you can't see them, unless you're not that fond of your eyes.

2. I have never, in my entire billions of years in existence, had Shirley temple curls. Okay?

3. The Virgin Mary has a wicked right cross. True story.

4. No, you don't get to know why I'm pretending to be a Trickster. That information's on a need to know basis, and, look at that! You people don't need to know.

Hope that clears everything up.

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I didn't mean it literally, Azi.

You could always call me Aziraphale...

I could, but that don't mean I want to.

Do you have to take pride in being difficult?

Can't help it. It's habit by now.

Which is a sin, but it's an archangel sinning, which I have no authority to do anything about, and it makes the whole situation very strange.

Three words: Pagan. God. Vessel.

I'm about tapped out on my sin quota.

...I keep forgetting that. Intentionally.

What? Even after Pagangate 2010?

Guess you can keep forgetting it. I'm all archangel now. Sorta.

Edited 2010-02-18 22:13 (UTC)

Things do happen to me that aren't your stunning public revelations, if you'll pardon the pun.

I think I have to lie down or get some smelling salts, because you've upset my worldview. I'm really not the center of everyone's universe? [FEEL THE FALSE, SNARKY WIBBLEFACE.]

Apropos of nothing, but did Mary really punch you?

It was a kneejerk reflex. She was really sorry afterwards.

That makes me feel quite good about humanity for some reason.

008: FORCED OUT OF THE ANGEL CLOSET. THANKS, ADMIRAL.

[Private] XD I'M SURE HE WILL. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.

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[Private] WHICH ONE OF YOU IS OLDER AGAIN? :|

[Private] I think infinite is the same age, dear

[Private] XD Gabe will still insist he's older.

[Private] Az says that's factually inaccurate, and also petty

[Private] GABE SAYS YOUR FACE IS FACTUALLY INACCURATE. ...Yeah, petty's a good word for it. :|

[Private] it is, actually, factually inaccurate XD lol vessels

[Private] STEPHEN FRY IS THE BEST VESSEL.

[Private] this milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

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