007: THE TIME OF THE GREAT ASSIGNING IS AT HAND... Or Gabe suddenly hates everything.

[uberboned]

Oh. Hah hah hah. Very funny, Admiral. You're a real barrel of laughs. 

IRENE ADLER. Guess who gets to be your Warden? Yep. It's me, precious, and don't pretend for a second that this is gonna be some kind of pleasure cruise, 'cause it ain't. And since we already know each other, how 'bout I give you a twenty minute warning before I come down there to discuss this file I'm holding in my hands right now. 

Time starts... Now. 

Comments

Irene: "SKLJkjv;klsjdfgweoj!"

[always-thewoman.livejournal.com]

I know I've done some - shall we say 'controversial'? - things in my time, but this is just cruel.

I don't think I have much of anything to discuss with you that can't wait until a later, more decent time. Say, the apocalypse.

[beam-me.livejournal.com]

...bollocks.

Private // Voice - Guess who else is a little pissed?

[yousethimfree.livejournal.com]

I can't believe he- [The rest of that was supposed to be "used your real name." However, you'd think Ruby had been replaced with some type of big cat, as the only thing heard is a low growl. We know where her loyalty lies, don't we?]

[evilbystatute.livejournal.com]

I do like your style, but Gabriel is a rubbish name for a 'trickster god'.

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

...

So you're Gabriel?

can't we have more like Aziraphale? You know. Sane angels.

PRIVATE

[theoriginalbamf.livejournal.com]

Even though I have Dean Winchester's file open here, and ...Dr. Sexy? Really?... I'm rejecting this reality and substituting my own. You are not, in fact, the Archangel Gabriel, but some sort of SUPER Trickster masquerading as Gabriel who is masquerading as a Trickster. I will blame Magneto. And an as of yet unnamed robot.

WELL PLAYED, SIR.