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002 (Voice, because Gabe likes hearing himself talk)

[This week is a week for violent altercations and today is a day for filtering posts AWAY from people you don't wanna talk to. In this case, SO VERY FILTERED AWAY FROM PEOPLE NAMED WINCHESTER. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. AND GABE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU.]

So. Barge.

Let's recap. That's... What? Three attacks in as many days? Is that the lull-breaking tradition here on the USS Redemption? Kill each other until the boredom goes away?

Nice tactic, you psychos. Sorta defeats the purpose of the damn boat, don't it?

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Yeah, we all came aboard a virtual prison ship expecting peace and quiet.

If you think this is bad you have a hell of a lot to learn about the Barge.

Oh, I've seen worse. Believe me. I'm just stepping back and appreciating the irony of the situation.

Three attacks?

That I've counted. Unless there were more that didn't make the evening news, but the way this junker gossips, I think we'd be hearing all the gory details by now.

Hell, what do you expect? People don't come here willingly and the past few months weren't exactly a cake walk for wardens and inmates alike. If anything I'd call it inevitable, though if these thick headed morons send anymore people our way that's another damn story. Infirmary's been crowded enough the last weeks.

More?

Like I said, not that I've counted. I'm giving it another day and see if everything goes to hell in a very bloody handbasket. Then again, I'm new here. Apparently, this is normal.

...again? It's going to happen again?

I DON'T KNOW. I JUST GOT HERE.

You're a twitchy little ferret, aren'tcha, bucko?

I'm not twitchy. I have reason to be afraid of the people here.

I think you need a job.

Hit it on the nail.

~~Can I go home yet?~~

[FEEL THE BITCHFACE, WICHITA. FEEEL IT.]

What? Being the most charming son of a bitch on this boat ain't good enough?

So you're.. Just twitchy and have a good reason for it.

So... What? Did the inmates hold you down and steal your lunch money or something?

Well, sure, for a human, but you're some sort of supernatural douchebag, right? So can't you multitask and help us peons out?

What's the matter, Aly? Don't wanna be a real boy?

I'm not twitchy.

I could.

[You get the benefit of a long, long thoughtful pause here, because Gabe is a BRAT.]

[He may have just manifested a thesaurus.]

Keyed up, edgy, nervous, touchy, uneasy, all wound up... Any of those doin' it for you?

Oh. Okay then.

Shhshhshh. I'm thinking it over.

[Oh Gabe. You tricky dick.]

I have reasons to be uneasy or nervous.

Okay! I'll bite. Where on this Love Boat would you put a semi-deity with a preternatural impulse to beat jackasses all to hell who only looks like the guy who got beat up a lot in high school?

Annnd I didn't dispute that. Just making an observation, bucko.

My name isn't bucko.

It's a term of endearment, but if you're gonna uppity, fine. Who am I talking to right now?

You know what you need? You need to get laid. How about you start the first Barge brothel? Maybe one day you can graduate to pimp.

Damn. You figured out my five-year plan. Now I'm gonna have to go back to the drawing board and start over.

My name isn't important.

Then I guess you can't really expect me to call you anything else, huh, kiddo?

Judas. Judas Iscariot.

[And this is where the transmission cuts off, because Gabe has to laugh himself into a coma, brb.

SORRY, JUDAS.]

[You make Judas sadface. All over the place.]

What? Are you trying to be a secret pimp? Just 'cause the word's out doesn't mean you can't start the brothel. I need some action myself.

Maybe I wanted it to be a surprise, but now the jig's up.

Too bad! Aw!

Joke's on you. You're the one who doesn't get the benefits of the brothel.

Guess I won't need that STD test after all.

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Judas soooo shouldn't be talking to Gabe.

BUT HE'S A PAGAN GOD. REALLY. :| ....That doesn't make it better.

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Hahahaha. Judas is just a little coward.

The big bad archangel is scared of the Winchesters. He's in good company.

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SHE CAN FEEL HIS ANGELIC BITCHFACE FROM LEVEL ZERO.

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IT'S A REALLY POWERFUL BITCHFACE.

HARK THE DICKISH ANGELS SIIIIING.

SHE'S FEARLESS... NOT.

HE'S LIKE THE LEAST INTIMIDATING PERSON EVER. ...In theory. :|

LET'S JUST ALL DO OUR OWN THING

YOU PUT A SNAKE IN HER ROOM BRO. SHE'S LIKE INDIANA JONES.

IT ALWAYS HAS TO BE SNAKES. :|

DOOM ON EARTH AND DOUCHERY WILD

GABE ENJOYS HIS SALSA MILD. (lolfail on my part)

gdi I want salsa now.

WHERE'S MY HAT?

HE COULD GET HER A HAT. And a whip. SHE COULD BEAT INMATES IN ZERO WITH IT.

Sorry bb. :c

IT'S OKAY. I FOUND SOME. The fridge is a cave of wonders.

IS ROBIN WILLIAMS IN THERE? I MEAN. THE GENIE?

I THINK HE'S HIDING BEHIND THE LEFTOVER PIZZA BOXES. :|

THAT'S SO RAD. OMG.

If they ever become BFFs, this is my new plan.

WHOO.

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