035 (Voice) /// AND NOW I SWEAR I'M DONE SPAMMING WITH GABE. I just need the placeholder.

[uberboned]

[Okay, so. Gabriel and Murphy arrived a little late to Alastair's party, because they were having sexual tension annoying each other in the gym and missed the omens. Sorry, Ruby. Your inevitable evisceration could've been prevented by Gabriel not being a shamless flirt and viewers like you. But either way, Murphy got thrown into a wall. Alastair chose smoking out of his meatsuit to avoid getting fried by an archangel. Ruby's been rescued, and now Gabriel hates his life just a little bit more.]

Whoever thought it'd be a good idea to give the archdemon a double shot of espresso and a power upgrade? Don't make any big life decisions for awhile. The universe will thank you and maybe, just maybe, you won't end up making bad life choices that damn us all straight to hell.

Just sayin'.

...No one actually got devoured by locusts, by any chance, did they?

...What? It's just... Something you'd think would happen.

[Private to Ruby]

[There were gonna be words here, but... Then he realized she's probably unconscious. OH LOOK CONVENIENT EXCUSE FOR RUBY TO NOT FEEL OBLIGATED TO RESPOND SINCE LIZ IS SICK NOW. FEEL BETTER, LIZ.]

[Private to Murphy]

....You're not in the infirmary anymore, are you?

Comments

Private to Gabe - she's in the infirmary by Ruby's side right now

[thatlibbychick.livejournal.com]

Alastair? Alastair did this?

I swear, if I run into him alone I will kill him myself.

[Private]

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Yep.

And... Don't. Look. Even with his balls gone, he'd split you open like a melon. There's a reason he smoked his own bacon before I got to 'em. It's because the only things he don't play splatterball with? Are people like me.

[Private]

[thatlibbychick.livejournal.com]

He cut my baby Ruby open like a pig. It's not enough to sit here and just...wait for her to wake up after what he's done.

[Private] *Merrily breaks Sam Tyler's fourth wall*

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Well, he's probably in 1973 by now, but I'll be sure to give 'em a message when his ass wakes up.

[Private] Sadly, Libby's never seen Sam's canon :c

[thatlibbychick.livejournal.com]

...I don't follow.

[Private] Poor Gabriel. No one understands him.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

...Alastair's in a coma.

[Private]

[thatlibbychick.livejournal.com]

He put himself in a coma?

[Private]

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

No, his body is. Alastair, himself, is... God only knows where. There's either some black smoke lost to the ether or he's kickin' around somewhere and until he comes back to his meatsuit, we can't do much to 'em.

[Private]

[thatlibbychick.livejournal.com]

I forgot about the mechanics of demon biology. So basically, he could be anywhere right now just laughing about what he did to her?

[Private]

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Or he could be gone forever!

Re: [Private]

[thatlibbychick.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't the Admiral remove his body as well, if that were the case?

It's not that I don't want him gone--just that I don't think the world is that kind.

[Private]

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Technically, it's just his meatsuit- what left is all there is of Alastair, sooo... Who really knows?