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035 (Voice) /// AND NOW I SWEAR I'M DONE SPAMMING WITH GABE. I just need the placeholder.
[Okay, so. Gabriel and Murphy arrived a little late to Alastair's party, because they were having sexual tension annoying each other in the gym and missed the omens. Sorry, Ruby. Your inevitable evisceration could've been prevented by Gabriel not being a shamless flirt and viewers like you. But either way, Murphy got thrown into a wall. Alastair chose smoking out of his meatsuit to avoid getting fried by an archangel. Ruby's been rescued, and now Gabriel hates his life just a little bit more.]
Whoever thought it'd be a good idea to give the archdemon a double shot of espresso and a power upgrade? Don't make any big life decisions for awhile. The universe will thank you and maybe, just maybe, you won't end up making bad life choices that damn us all straight to hell.
Just sayin'.
...No one actually got devoured by locusts, by any chance, did they?
...What? It's just... Something you'd think would happen.
[Private to Ruby]
[There were gonna be words here, but... Then he realized she's probably unconscious. OH LOOK CONVENIENT EXCUSE FOR RUBY TO NOT FEEL OBLIGATED TO RESPOND SINCE LIZ IS SICK NOW. FEEL BETTER, LIZ.]
[Private to Murphy]
....You're not in the infirmary anymore, are you?
Whoever thought it'd be a good idea to give the archdemon a double shot of espresso and a power upgrade? Don't make any big life decisions for awhile. The universe will thank you and maybe, just maybe, you won't end up making bad life choices that damn us all straight to hell.
Just sayin'.
...No one actually got devoured by locusts, by any chance, did they?
...What? It's just... Something you'd think would happen.
[Private to Ruby]
[There were gonna be words here, but... Then he realized she's probably unconscious. OH LOOK CONVENIENT EXCUSE FOR RUBY TO NOT FEEL OBLIGATED TO RESPOND SINCE LIZ IS SICK NOW. FEEL BETTER, LIZ.]
[Private to Murphy]
....You're not in the infirmary anymore, are you?
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I was otherwise detained.
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Next time, let's not make jokes about Biblical floods. Just... might be sensible.
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Private to Gabe - she's in the infirmary by Ruby's side right now
I swear, if I run into him alone I will kill him myself.
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It's not really a secret that the guy get's off on torture, but okay.
Good to know there was a demon, on demon showdown that I had no clue about. It's like sleeping through Christmas.
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[YOU KNOW WHAT HE MEANS, MURPHY. :|]
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And... Don't. Look. Even with his balls gone, he'd split you open like a melon. There's a reason he smoked his own bacon before I got to 'em. It's because the only things he don't play splatterball with? Are people like me.
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my babyRuby open like a pig. It's not enough to sit here and just...wait for her to wake up after what he's done.[Private] *Merrily breaks Sam Tyler's fourth wall*
[Private] Sadly, Libby's never seen Sam's canon :c
[Private] Poor Gabriel. No one understands him.
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It's not that I don't want him gone--just that I don't think the world is that kind.
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Your voice says yes, but if I could actually see your eyes right now, I'm sure they'd say no.
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He's a dick. :|]