035 (Voice) /// AND NOW I SWEAR I'M DONE SPAMMING WITH GABE. I just need the placeholder.

[uberboned]

[Okay, so. Gabriel and Murphy arrived a little late to Alastair's party, because they were having sexual tension annoying each other in the gym and missed the omens. Sorry, Ruby. Your inevitable evisceration could've been prevented by Gabriel not being a shamless flirt and viewers like you. But either way, Murphy got thrown into a wall. Alastair chose smoking out of his meatsuit to avoid getting fried by an archangel. Ruby's been rescued, and now Gabriel hates his life just a little bit more.]

Whoever thought it'd be a good idea to give the archdemon a double shot of espresso and a power upgrade? Don't make any big life decisions for awhile. The universe will thank you and maybe, just maybe, you won't end up making bad life choices that damn us all straight to hell.

Just sayin'.

...No one actually got devoured by locusts, by any chance, did they?

...What? It's just... Something you'd think would happen.

[Private to Ruby]

[There were gonna be words here, but... Then he realized she's probably unconscious. OH LOOK CONVENIENT EXCUSE FOR RUBY TO NOT FEEL OBLIGATED TO RESPOND SINCE LIZ IS SICK NOW. FEEL BETTER, LIZ.]

[Private to Murphy]

....You're not in the infirmary anymore, are you?

Comments

[cantrunfromme.livejournal.com]

[Unconscious/floating around in the ventilation enjoying your pain]

[possemagnet.livejournal.com]

You mind filling me in on exactly what happened?

I was otherwise detained.

[bob-fraser-snr.livejournal.com]

I'm sure the Doctor

feels

that way, but no devouring as far as I am aware.

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

That fills me with great comfort.

Next time, let's not make jokes about Biblical floods. Just... might be sensible.

[tadwizard.livejournal.com]

Whoever it was? Is probably a masochist. It seems like everyone who popped up with powers happened to be someone who was completely sadistic or...uh...just plain crazy.

[whateverthemess.livejournal.com]

No, Big Brother, I'm not.

Private to Gabe - she's in the infirmary by Ruby's side right now

[thatlibbychick.livejournal.com]

Alastair? Alastair did this?

I swear, if I run into him alone I will kill him myself.

[darknessb4me]

If I didn't, no one did. Spent almost the whole day in the library.