018 [Written, because he's in the infirmary still and he has some decorum... Y'know somewhere]

[uberboned]

Okay!

On a list of things I never want to do again, that is way, way, way up there. On the plus side, I can actually move without feeling like I'm gonna black out any second over here, so, in case you were  worried, the archangel will pull through. Thank you all for your concern.

On that note, if you guys find the son of a bitch that caused this? I've got five things I'd like to say to him and then five more things to say to him in response to whatever he says after that. And then I'm probably gonna put him through a wall. Okay? Okay. Just so we're all clear on that.

[[OOC: So Gabe's still in the infirmary, despite having almost recovered from his Death Toll, because he won't leave until Max is better. You can assume he's been sitting in a chair beside her cot this entire time, refusing to move and probably either giving people wary looks or sleeping. People still stuck in the infirmary/infirmary staff/whatever can feel free to spam off this post if they'd like. I dun care. XD]]

Comments

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

I've already got tabs on his head. It's fucking mine.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

You realize he'll come back, right? But hey, if you called first dibs. Fine.

[naughtbutlife.livejournal.com]

Okay. We are clear.

You can almost see his puppy eyes. "PLEASE LET ME BEAT UP ASSHOLES. PLEASE. O__O"

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Awesome. So I have the support of my fellow Wardens to take this guy down a peg or two?

[cisskabob]

I feel like I should discourage this kind of thing, but hey, who am I to discourage an archangel?

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

That's the spirit!

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

why are you all idiots when I'm half dead

I somehow think this is a far worse idea and thing to encourage than, say, letting their warden deal with it when we've discovered who it was. You're just encouraging people to, oh, punt heads off the deck. Which is never a good reaction.

and that's another first.

Private- Because a lot of people who would be really unnerved by the possessive. >.>

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

I'm not gonna kill him, Howie. I'm just gonna explain the ten reasons why you should never, ever hurt what's mine. 'Kay?

[the-ironman.livejournal.com]

Roger. Through a wall.

How're you going to do that?

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

I have a really good personal trainer.

And I'm an angel. The real kind. Not the kind with the fluffy wings and halos. Precious Moments lied to you.

[greatlightother.livejournal.com]

How is this going to help anything?

Violence only brings more violence.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

It'll prove a very strong point that I wanna make.

Private

[lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com]

I would appreciate it if you did not encourage my inmate like you were earlier. In case you were wondering, that would be the angry Irish man who cursed every other word.

Private

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

The guy wasn't gonna be talked down for nothing, but fine. This is me, not encouraging anyone. Contrary to what everyone may think? I don't want a bloodbath here. I want to make something perfectly clear to some asshole out there and then I'm done.

spam?

[youdaman.livejournal.com]

[FLAILY FLAIL CATGIRL WHINE.] Seriously? Mff... go back to your room. ...Too much noise.

spam!

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

[Gabe put his journal aside, because all it was going to do was make him more annoyed with the universe as a whole. Who cared if he was mostly for his own benefit. He had the right to protect the people he cared about.]

No. Not until you come out with a clean bill of health. When the Infirmary Nazis see you to the door, I'll get lost. Until then, you're stuck with me.

Private

[yousethimfree.livejournal.com]

Glad to know you're okay. When you can pull yourself away from Max, a visit would be nice. [Yes, she knows that's what you're doing. SHE'S CAUGHT ONTO YOUR LITTLE THING, MISTER.]

Private

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

[GULP. BUT HE WAS SO SECRETIVE ABOUT IT.]

I'll come by when they let her out. I still owe you a birthday present.

[tadwizard.livejournal.com]

Okay. Can I watch?

trolling threadjack trolls and threadjacks

[ichlugebullets.livejournal.com]

I can't believe you'd enjoy someone else's misery without me.

[cantrunfromme.livejournal.com]

Who's that warden codoning violence on another?

Way to earn yourself a troll

[everylittlegirl]

So "angels" die just like other people?

SEE IF YOU EVER GET A SLUSHIE, HAYLEY.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

No.

...They're just harder to kill than other people.

Leia is not thrilled with threats on anyone's part.

[willkissawookie.livejournal.com]

We're trying. If you would sit tight, we would have a chance to.

Neither is Misato. Gabe is just ignoring everyone now. :|

[youcandielater.livejournal.com]

Thank you.

Honestly, this attitude some people have about this situation is really getting on my last nerve. It won't fix anything if they just rest on their asses and threaten the bastard. If anything, it makes it that much harder on the people trying to figure things out.