009- LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS... You know the rest.

[uberboned]

Hey, Barge. Did you hear? It's been quiet. Too quiet.

I just thought you all should know that, 'cause I'm sure if someone doesn't say it every ten seconds, it'll lose its effect or something.

[Private to Irene]

Congratulations, princess! You've won a free lesson in humility! I'm sure you're wondering what that means. Well, I'm gonna tell you, but first I gotta ask you one simple question.

How do you feel about food service?

Please note that your answer will not actually affect my decision.

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[inhumandog.livejournal.com]

Also...it is boring.

If we are going to curse this place, we might as well do it correctly.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Yep. Boring. And while controlled chaos is completely my bag, (A. I like causing it and (B. I can't cause it.

Which equals (C. Hey, didn't Thunderdome happen when we all decided everything was too boring?

No one likes Thunderdome, pal. No one.

[inhumandog.livejournal.com]

Thunderdome?

Most helpful answer EVER.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Thunderdome. Two men enter, one man leaves.

Don't taunt the villain!

[inhumandog.livejournal.com]

But where does the thunder come from?

BUT IT'S FUN. D:

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

There isn't any. It just sounds cool. It's like calling a car a Mustang.

NOOO

[inhumandog.livejournal.com]

A car? Is that like a streetcar? And...a mustang?

*SULKS*

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Car. As in...

Bucko, how long have you been on this rocker?

No need for that. There's enough of that already

[inhumandog.livejournal.com]

Five months. Almost six.

THIS IS TRUE.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Annnd no one's informed you about modern society yet? Cars? Swimming pools? Movie stars? Little Debbie?

[inhumandog.livejournal.com]

Your definition of modern is different than my own.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

My definition of a lot of things is pretty different from most people's, kid.

[inhumandog.livejournal.com]

Kid? What do you mean, kid?

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

It's a nickname. Like bucko, hotshot, kiddo, precious, princess, and so on and so forth.

[inhumandog.livejournal.com]

I know what it means. Fine another one if you insist on using a nickname. Or use my given name.

Iago.

BRB FACEPALMING.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Okay, princess.

No interaction with Iago is complete without at least one

[inhumandog.livejournal.com]

Adorable.

Are you quite finished?

And Iago gets all the nicknames Gabe reserves for women. Forever. :|

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Sure thing, precious.

GOOD! Iago needs someone to humiliate him

[inhumandog.livejournal.com]

How many other names do you have? Or...are you planning on finding one and staying with it?

GABE'S YOUR BOY THEN. :|

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Cupcake, sugar, sweetheart, sweetness, pookie, honey... I could do this all night.

YAY!

[inhumandog.livejournal.com]

Now see...this is much better than complaining about boredom or...the quiet.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

What? Having archangels call you girly petnames, muffin?

[inhumandog.livejournal.com]

I get petnames from my warden.

I am used to it.