uberboned: (Thinking of ways to end you)
Gabriel, aka The Trickster ([personal profile] uberboned) wrote2010-02-17 11:33 am

008: FORCED OUT OF THE ANGEL CLOSET. THANKS, ADMIRAL.

[SO GABE'S A LITTLE ANNOYED, considering, you know, the Admiral revealed his ~~secret identity~~ and all that and Max is pissed at him. So here, Barge, have a grumpy archangel, officially coming out of the angel closet.]

OKAY. I GET IT. For the five people who didn't pay attention to the Admiral's announcement, yes, I'm actually Gabriel. Yep. That one. If the halo fits and all that. And y'know, there was a perfectly good reason for the deception, 'cause I don't like going around telling people I'm an archangel. It's a personal thing and not a "let's play a massive joke on the Barge to see if they'll buy it" thing. Okay? Okay.

And before I get a hundred questions about the same damn thing, lemme clear some stuff up for you guys.

1. Yes, I have wings. My vessel, unfortunately, does not, so no you can't see them, unless you're not that fond of your eyes. 

2. I have never, in my entire billions of years in existence, had Shirley temple curls. Okay?

3. The Virgin Mary has a wicked right cross. True story.

4. No, you don't get to know why I'm pretending to be a Trickster. That information's on a need to know basis, and, look at that! You people don't need to know.

Hope that clears everything up. 

[identity profile] theoriginalbamf.livejournal.com 2010-02-17 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Surprisingly often.

Oh God. SHE'S GOING TO LOOK FOR POWER SOCKETS WHEN SHE MEETS GABRIEL NOW. WELL DONE, KURT.

[identity profile] fireintothesky.livejournal.com 2010-02-17 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)

HIS WORK HERE IS DONE!

[identity profile] theoriginalbamf.livejournal.com 2010-02-17 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-02-17 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[Have a video of Gabe pointing to the screen (MEANING YOU, KURT) and then making the universal hand gesture for YOU BE CRAZY.]

[identity profile] yousethimfree.livejournal.com 2010-02-17 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry you had to do this.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-02-17 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Eh. I figured it I was gonna have to do it, sooner or later. Sam, Dean, and Alastair would've held it over my head forever and one of 'em would've spilt the beans, eventually. Just as long as I don't have to play Twenty Questions about the Apocalypse, I'll deal.

Voice

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-02-17 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I think getting knocked up by God and having to explain that to her new hubby was punishment enough, don't you?

[identity profile] yousethimfree.livejournal.com 2010-02-17 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Still, so soon. Should've had at least another week.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-02-17 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I had nine thousand years before Laurel and Hardy sussed it out, so... Yeah. It's a little disheartening it came out so freakin' soon.

[identity profile] yousethimfree.livejournal.com 2010-02-17 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Dickish Admiral.

SEE GABE SULK. SEE GABE DENY THAT HE'S SULKING.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-02-17 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Yep! And Max is pissed about the whole thing and won't talk to me, so if I ever see the guy, I'm taking my frustrations out on his head. I'm justified if he's a dick.

[identity profile] yousethimfree.livejournal.com 2010-02-17 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[And to prove the dickishness of the Admiral (though mostly to avoid the subject of MAX)]

Last month he turned me into a good little Christian girl for a week.

Voice

[identity profile] fireintothesky.livejournal.com 2010-02-18 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Loooooong silence.] Um.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-02-18 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
[SORRY, RUBY. GABE WILL HAPPILY IGNORE THE TOPIC, 'CAUSE WHUT?]

....That's just cruel.

[identity profile] yousethimfree.livejournal.com 2010-02-18 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Tell me about it.

[identity profile] tadwizard.livejournal.com 2010-02-18 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
Can you sing?

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-02-18 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
Nope! Completely tone-deaf.

[identity profile] tadwizard.livejournal.com 2010-02-18 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
Damn. I guess that means no trumpet playing, either.
acid_rayne: (Actor - Bored)

[personal profile] acid_rayne 2010-02-18 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
Dude... It's seriously not a big deal. You were already here, once.

Albeit, as an inmate and looking a little more androgynous...

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-02-18 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
Nope. They stopped letting me play the horn a long time ago.

Thank you, I'll be here subverting your angelic cliches all night.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-02-18 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
You had one what?

[WAIT FOR IT. WAIT FOR IT.]

...Oh c'mon.
acid_rayne: (Speak)

[personal profile] acid_rayne 2010-02-18 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
Yep.

Something about you thinking it was a cool idea to unleash hell on Earth, so that humanity would rediscover the best of itself.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-02-18 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
[DOT. DOT. DOT.]

Wow. Alternate universe!me was kind of an idiot.
acid_rayne: (Speak)

[personal profile] acid_rayne 2010-02-18 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
Not gonna' argue with that...

[identity profile] tartaned.livejournal.com 2010-02-18 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
Oh dear. I'm terribly sorry about that.

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