uberboned | 005: Little toooown, it's a quiet village....

[Transmission clicks on mid-rant, because he meant to turn the damn thing on, but got distracted by a wayward Cupid. Those little things are pesky. :|]

-little sparkly freak. Annnd the light's blinking. For those of you watching at home, I didn't dropkick Cupid, but I'm about ten seconds from it. You think that would offend the locals? ....I wonder what they do to criminals in this town. I'm not really seeing this as being the hang 'em high kinda place. Unless the nooses are made of licorace or something. Geez. It's like the Valentine's section at a department store exploded. Or we docked in a Disney movie and, by the way? If anyone breaks into song, I'm... No, I'm actually probably gonna laugh and consider the Admiral worthy of my undying respect.

Also, I'm offended at this place's complete disregard for anything other than traditional couples. If this is the love port, you'd think there'd be a lot more orgies. Woodstock was better at free love than this joint and a heckuva lot less cheesy. C'mon.

Anyway. Maxxie, Rubes, Deano, JD, John-Boy, Ringo... Whoever else is out there bored out of their skulls and wandering listlessly around this joint with nothing to do... As soon as I take care of some business in the casino, I'm parking it at the bar and am not moving an inch until we leave. Wild horses covered in pink flowers will not drag me from that place, but hot local girls might.

[OOC: And by "take care of something in the casino," he means "harrass the patrons." A LOT OF GAMBLERS ARE DICKS, OKAY? Feel free to spam, comment, do whatever you want. He has a date with Max and Ruby (not simultaneously), at some point, and a make-out session with Irene, but I'm still all open for plotting if anyone wants it. I am flexible like that.]

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If we say that we have not sinned, we make Him a liar, and His word is not in us.

Well played, Azi. Well played.

Thank you. You sounded dreadfully like my supervisor for a moment, I'm not afraid to say.

It's the archangel in me. Sometimes I just slip into insufferably superior and can't find my way out again.

...Well, you're at least better than the Metatron about it.

You should see the other three archangels. I'm the pleasant one.

Oh, I'm quite aware, and relatively thankful that it's you that arrived and not one of the others. Erm, for the sake of my sanity, you understand.

You're welcome. I don't think anyone's ever accused me of being good for sanity, but... You're welcome.

Yes, it does say certain things about the state of affairs on the Barge, doesn't it?

005: Little toooown, it's a quiet village....

and here's Az countering that with some John, very drily

XD OH, ANGELS. Biblical snark is the best snark.

LOL I know, I can't believe I had to go look up the Bible /dies

XD THE THINGS RP MAKES YOU DO, MAN.

my friend was just looking up cocaine withdrawal. lol. and should this be assumed private? XD

YES. ...To the private. Not to the cocaine withdrawl, which is not very exciting at all.

[Privateeeee] it's quite exciting, just not in the good way

[Private] EXCITING IN THE PULP FICTION WAY. ...That was an OD, not withdrawl. SHH.

[Private] like I remember anyway XD