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Gabriel, aka The Trickster ([personal profile] uberboned) wrote2010-02-07 10:24 pm

002 (Voice, because Gabe likes hearing himself talk)

[This week is a week for violent altercations and today is a day for filtering posts AWAY from people you don't wanna talk to. In this case, SO VERY FILTERED AWAY FROM PEOPLE NAMED WINCHESTER. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. AND GABE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU.]

So. Barge.

Let's recap. That's... What? Three attacks in as many days? Is that the lull-breaking tradition here on the USS Redemption? Kill each other until the boredom goes away? 

Nice tactic, you psychos. Sorta defeats the purpose of the damn boat, don't it? 

SHE CAN FEEL HIS ANGELIC BITCHFACE FROM LEVEL ZERO.

[identity profile] wichita-kansas.livejournal.com 2010-02-08 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, sure, for a human, but you're some sort of supernatural douchebag, right? So can't you multitask and help us peons out?

IT'S A REALLY POWERFUL BITCHFACE.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-02-08 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I could.

[You get the benefit of a long, long thoughtful pause here, because Gabe is a BRAT.]

HE'S LIKE THE LEAST INTIMIDATING PERSON EVER. ...In theory. :|

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-02-08 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Shhshhshh. I'm thinking it over.

YOU PUT A SNAKE IN HER ROOM BRO. SHE'S LIKE INDIANA JONES.

[identity profile] wichita-kansas.livejournal.com 2010-02-08 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)

IT ALWAYS HAS TO BE SNAKES. :|

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-02-08 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay! I'll bite. Where on this Love Boat would you put a semi-deity with a preternatural impulse to beat jackasses all to hell who only looks like the guy who got beat up a lot in high school?

WHERE'S MY HAT?

[identity profile] wichita-kansas.livejournal.com 2010-02-08 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
You know what you need? You need to get laid. How about you start the first Barge brothel? Maybe one day you can graduate to pimp.

HE COULD GET HER A HAT. And a whip. SHE COULD BEAT INMATES IN ZERO WITH IT.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-02-08 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Damn. You figured out my five-year plan. Now I'm gonna have to go back to the drawing board and start over.

If they ever become BFFs, this is my new plan.

[identity profile] wichita-kansas.livejournal.com 2010-02-09 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
What? Are you trying to be a secret pimp? Just 'cause the word's out doesn't mean you can't start the brothel. I need some action myself.

WHOO.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-02-09 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe I wanted it to be a surprise, but now the jig's up.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-02-09 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Joke's on you. You're the one who doesn't get the benefits of the brothel.

[identity profile] wichita-kansas.livejournal.com 2010-02-09 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Guess I won't need that STD test after all.