029- (Voice) HIS BARGE TROLL CROWN IS BEING COMPROMISED. GTFO.

[uberboned]

Okay! So, uh... What now? Huh? The Admiral's just decided to stop announcing his bad driving? Like we're not gonna notice when this crap goes pearshaped? Seriously? Oh hey! Raise your hand if you think something's gone wrong with the Barge. Oh wait.

And if one more person says it's temporal interference, I will punt them.

Why do I have a feeling this is just gonna somehow end in blood and tears? Oh right. Because it's the Barge. That's how it always ends with this place. Hate to break it to you, newbies, but you just tapped into the Good Ship Unclaimed Baggage. Get out while you can.

Comments

[whateverthemess.livejournal.com]

Take a breath. Nothing's happened yet beyond the network broadcasting a lot of noise.

[omigoduguys.livejournal.com]

Temporal interference is a little too trek wars for me.

O why not.

[viceroyofheaven.livejournal.com]

"While you can"?

You've really honed that knack for the dramatic.

[bob-fraser-snr.livejournal.com]

There's no need to be so negative.

[blacks-lackey.livejournal.com]

Perhaps you should take a deep breath and remember the voices can't hurt you.

[featherylilass.livejournal.com]

You complain too loud.

brought to you by the garrison and net books. (voice)

[doctorxbadass.livejournal.com]

[The vague sound of a laptop powering up.] Barge, Admiral, Temporal interference?

What the-

Maybe this things on the wrong frequency, Pamela!

[visionsandvodka.livejournal.com]

Hey man I already have you guys in my head! I don't need you all in my friggin' computer too. That's my special place. Buzz off!

[missannamilton.livejournal.com]

That voice is completely unmistakable.

had to do it.

[alcoholit.livejournal.com]

...Just because I'm a better troll than you.

[melodiousyellow.livejournal.com]

Did you say temporal interference?

[A longer than normal pause, then:]

BRIDGE!

[theboxsaysno.livejournal.com]

Unclaimed baggage, you say? It seems Zoidberg's luck is turning!

[guiltapalooza]

I was more going for 'interdimensional bleed'. That won't get me punted, will it?

And I was kinda wondering if maybe I should stay.

[on-cosmic-stage.livejournal.com]

Oh, I wouldn't give temporal interference all the credit. Very little credit, in fact, given a static point in the timelines of several adjacent realities. I'd call it more of a dimensional ruckus. A décalage de perception, if you will.

[nashrath.livejournal.com]

But it's so damn entertaining.

Oooo, what's going on? Oh no, it's my long-lost sister/aunt! Angst angst angst! I'm going to talk about my complicated interpersonal issues out where everyone and their dog can read them!

No, really, stick around, I'm selling reads of you guys for six silver a pop. You're like a soap opera with people that think they're aliens.