uberboned: (Face that tells you shit's goin' DOWN)
Gabriel, aka The Trickster ([personal profile] uberboned) wrote2010-03-23 03:01 pm

020- (Voice) Gabe is still the most unhelpful angel on the Barge

Okay! So everyone's getting a bit twitchy over this whole 'we're trapped on a boat with a bunch of starving vampires' thing. I get it. We all look like meals on wheels to you bloodsuckers right now, but just remember that people are friends not food. Repeat it to yourself. Cross-stitch it onto a pillow. I bet some of you guys could use the distraction right now. Go ahead. Cross-stitch away. It's a great hobby.

And, for the record, drinking angel blood is like drinking Drain-o. So don't try it... Unless you want to be hungry and convulsing on the floor with killer indigestion. Hah! See what I did there? 'Cause it... Never mind.

[Private to Max, added later.]

I'm coming over. I need to talk to you. And you don't get to say no.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-03-23 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I made a wrong assumption! Vampires are weak against holy relics, angels are as holy as they come... I did the math. Apparently, 2 + 2 doesn't equal four.
vampish_aleera: (Fangs - Bite)

[personal profile] vampish_aleera 2010-03-23 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Mmmm... They had become human...

But still, I yearn to try this, once more.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-03-23 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Good luck with that! Although, if you fall over dead, don't say I didn't warn you!
vampish_aleera: (Fangs - Stand)

[personal profile] vampish_aleera 2010-03-23 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
THEN FIND ME A MORTAL!

I am finding it difficult not to dwell on... Some things.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-03-23 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeeeah. I can tell.