018 [Written, because he's in the infirmary still and he has some decorum... Y'know somewhere]

[uberboned]

Okay!

On a list of things I never want to do again, that is way, way, way up there. On the plus side, I can actually move without feeling like I'm gonna black out any second over here, so, in case you were  worried, the archangel will pull through. Thank you all for your concern.

On that note, if you guys find the son of a bitch that caused this? I've got five things I'd like to say to him and then five more things to say to him in response to whatever he says after that. And then I'm probably gonna put him through a wall. Okay? Okay. Just so we're all clear on that.

[[OOC: So Gabe's still in the infirmary, despite having almost recovered from his Death Toll, because he won't leave until Max is better. You can assume he's been sitting in a chair beside her cot this entire time, refusing to move and probably either giving people wary looks or sleeping. People still stuck in the infirmary/infirmary staff/whatever can feel free to spam off this post if they'd like. I dun care. XD]]

Comments

[tadwizard.livejournal.com]

Fine, we could have a threesome of misery watching! It'll be great...you weren't in the cafeteria, were you?

[ichlugebullets.livejournal.com]

I pretty much live off of the snacks in your room and things I can get uncle angel to whip up. So, yeah, that'd be a big N-O.

Threesomes? I love threesomes.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Hey. Hey! You two just keep me out of your threesomes.

[ichlugebullets.livejournal.com]

You're about... OHHHHH... three billion years too old for me. And you aren't exactly a gay guy's delight.

...Hate to break it to you. I'll just let you down softly.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Thankfully, women find me strangely attractive, so I think I'll recover from the heartbreak.

[ichlugebullets.livejournal.com]

You know why? Because they can literally look down on you. ...And this is what women do.

Wait for it... about three different chicks are gonna reply to this calling me a sexist pig.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

You're a sexist pig and I'm a warmonger. Go us.

[ichlugebullets.livejournal.com]

I started a club with Alastair called club misanthropy.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

I'm not a misanthrope and Alastair and I made a blood pact millions and millions of years ago that said we would never belong to the same clubs.

...So you two have fun with that!

[ichlugebullets.livejournal.com]

It's because he's black isn't it?

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Yep. You caught me. I'm a warmonger and a racist. Take my halo, boys. It does me no good here.

[ichlugebullets.livejournal.com]

You know what would make it all better? A slushie.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

[Snap!]

Don't tell anyone I don't spoil you, kid.

[ichlugebullets.livejournal.com]

Our friendship is God. <3 [Yes he totally scribbled out a heart. enjoy it.]

[tadwizard.livejournal.com]

You'll have to take care of Machu and Uriel for a few days, by the way.

Me too!

[ichlugebullets.livejournal.com]

I can handle Machu. Freakin' suicidal Uriel really needs to stop hopping into the snake's cage.

[tadwizard.livejournal.com]

I'd offer to take care of him down here, but then he'd probably jump under someone's foot or something.

[ichlugebullets.livejournal.com]

We probably should move Uriel's cage to a separate side of the room.

[tadwizard.livejournal.com]

Yeah.