013 (Voice) There's a Rocky Horror song for everything...

[uberboned]

[Because Gabe does not sleep, this is posted at EXACTLY MIDNIGHT. SO HOPE YOU WEREN'T ASLEEP, BARGE. 'CAUSE YOU PROBABLY AREN'T NOW.]

Helloooo, Barge!

You recognize this voice?

It's my voice. It is! Huh? Huh?

That's right. I'm in the right body and, whoo, was I starting to miss it. And I will never, ever complain about being short again, my friends. Never.

Also, the Admiral can screw himself, but that's nothing new.

[Contrary to popular belief, cheerful does not stop at midnight.]

Comments

...hix enjoys pushing buttons. ssh.

[evilbystatute.livejournal.com]

I believe you. I doubt anyone who didn't know restraint was a warden.

What exactly is the heavy stuff?

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

I sent a professor with a fondness for hooking up with college girls a dead girl. He threw himself out a window in shock. One time, I had a frat boy who couldn't stop picking on his pledges abducted by aliens that made him slow dance. I stuck a guy in a time loop where he had to watch his brother die over and over again to show him that there was no way to save him..

And that's just the cherry on the sundae. I teach people lessons. I couldn't be doing this, if I did that just for kicks.

[evilbystatute.livejournal.com]

That's... certainly one way to teach a lesson. I prefer the sort with blackboards and less fiddling with reality, but it gets the job done?

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Yep! I've got a great success rate too. It's a gift.