013 (Voice) There's a Rocky Horror song for everything...

[uberboned]

[Because Gabe does not sleep, this is posted at EXACTLY MIDNIGHT. SO HOPE YOU WEREN'T ASLEEP, BARGE. 'CAUSE YOU PROBABLY AREN'T NOW.]

Helloooo, Barge!

You recognize this voice?

It's my voice. It is! Huh? Huh?

That's right. I'm in the right body and, whoo, was I starting to miss it. And I will never, ever complain about being short again, my friends. Never.

Also, the Admiral can screw himself, but that's nothing new.

[Contrary to popular belief, cheerful does not stop at midnight.]

Comments

PRIVATE// *BOWS SHEEPISHLY*

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

'Course it's not. Whatever helps you sleep at night... In the day. Whatever.

Re: PRIVATE//

[whattasteisthis.livejournal.com]

You will change me back or you will face death.

PRIVATE// Armand = Harder to drill a lesson into than a Winchester

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Okay. That got old five minutes ago.

You. Can't. Kill. Me. I turned you into a girl from right where I'm standing. Is there something in that freakish vampire skull of yours that registers anything other than arrogance and murder?

Re: PRIVATE// This is true.

[whattasteisthis.livejournal.com]

It does, but I refuse to bow to your will.

PRIVATE// It'll still be an hour. :|

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Then I guess you get to figure out how long I can keep this goin' the hard way.

Re: PRIVATE// I'm down with that.

[whattasteisthis.livejournal.com]

You must be joking.

PRIVATE

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Yes, I am joking.

...Wait. Did I say 'yes?'

I meant no.

Re: PRIVATE

[whattasteisthis.livejournal.com]

I will not tolerate this much longer.

PRIVATE

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Funny you should say that, 'cause I'm getting pretty tired of having this conversation.

Re: PRIVATE

[whattasteisthis.livejournal.com]

No, you will not leave it before turning me to my original form.

PRIVATE

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

What's that? I think you're breaking up, Armand. There's a tunnel or... Something.

[HISS. CRACKLE. STATIC. DIAL TONE.

Because Gabe's in your journals, effin' with your sound effects.]

Re: PRIVATE - DUDE, YOU'RE THE BEST.

[whattasteisthis.livejournal.com]

Are you touched?

PRIVATE// XDD <3333

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

[THERE IS NO GABE.

ONLY ZUUL.

MEANING HE'S IGNORING YOU.]

Re: PRIVATE// <3!

[whattasteisthis.livejournal.com]

[WELL. ARMAND'S BUSY IGNORING YOU BACK. SO, UH, THERE.]

PRIVATE

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

[JUST TRY TO IGNORE THOSE BOOBS, ARMAND.

HAH. HAH. HAAAAH.]

Re: PRIVATE

[whattasteisthis.livejournal.com]

[...WHAT A DICK MOVE, GABE. YOUR NEW TITLE IS "KING OF DICK MOVES" OR THE DICKMEISTER. ]