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Gabriel, aka The Trickster ([personal profile] uberboned) wrote2010-02-23 02:27 pm

010 (Voice)

[There's a long pause before Gabe actually speaks, because he wants everyone to hear the DULCET STRAINS OF 70'S DISCO BLARING FROM SOMEWHERE IN HIS ROOM. When he speaks over it, he kinda has the tone of a man at the end of his rope. Pay attention, children. This doesn't happen often.]

Someone on this boat  thinks they're a comedian and it's not me.

Dean, do I need to kill you 500 more times?

[NO, DEAN. HE DOESN'T KNOW IT WAS YOU, BUT WHO ELSE WOULD STICK SOMETHING WITH LYRICS LIKE "BURN, BABY, BURN" IN HIS ROOM. :|]

[identity profile] possemagnet.livejournal.com 2010-02-23 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Wish I could help... but I dunno how it got there to begin with.

SUSPICIOUS GABE IS SUSPICIOUS

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-02-23 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh really? So if I popped into your room right now, I wouldn't be able to tell you're lying?

[identity profile] possemagnet.livejournal.com 2010-02-23 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Go ahead and try it, but my room is angel proofed, chuckles. And I have holy oil... it's all up to you.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-02-23 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Son of a bitch. It's like you don't trust me, Deano.

Also, you have to leave sometime.

[identity profile] possemagnet.livejournal.com 2010-02-23 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not the only one smart enough to pull that off.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-02-23 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
'Course not. You're just the only one with motive and understanding of the ironic lyrics.

Castiel left the oven on back at his place or something and even if he hadn't, he ain't that smart. Sammy's too much of a stick in the mud, and like Alastair would go anywhere near my room.

All signs point toooo....

[identity profile] possemagnet.livejournal.com 2010-02-23 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry, wasn't me, might try the guy with the psychic hotline or y'know Loki himself. He didn't seem to like the fact that you were taking his trickster god mojo.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-02-23 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[THIS IS THE PART WHERE GABE'S VOICE GETS THAT "SACCHARINE, BUT ONLY BECAUSE I'M ABOUT TO HURT YOU IN TEN SECONDS" TONE. FEAR.]

Okay. Whatever you say, Dean.

[identity profile] possemagnet.livejournal.com 2010-02-23 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
...Remember WHY I got demoted in the first place, dude.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-02-23 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[THIS IS INNOCENCE PERSONIFIED.]

What? I didn't say anything.

[identity profile] possemagnet.livejournal.com 2010-02-23 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Dammit...

[Transmission clicks off.]