004- All the cool kids are doing it...

[uberboned]

Whoo. Lemme tell you, people. I've been here a week and I don't think I could handle another one without getting off this rocker, so, at this point, I could care less if the rumors I've been hearing about ports are true. Bring on the pain, for all I care. I need to stretch my legs on some dry land somethin' fierce. Wind me up and turn me loose, boys, 'cause Daddy needs some action. Any kind of action. ...Just not the kind of action we've been seeing around here lately. That's the kind of action that tends to make me snap and start killing people and we don't want that. 

Inmates! How the heck are you? If any of you crazies are still jonesing for a little taste of whatever the port brings, I'm currently Inmateless and intending to live it up a little. ...Or a lot. Probably a lot. I have needs and it's vital to my continuing function that these needs be met, but, hey, I can babysit, too. I'm good at multitasking. 

So, let's light this candle, Barge. Bring on tomorrow!

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[youdaman.livejournal.com]

[GDI. You make her giggle so hard.] Cool it, Trick. I feel like somehow my being ALIVE is stroking that ego.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

[IT'S A TALENT.]

My massive ego just wants to be loved, Max.

[youdaman.livejournal.com]

Trick, you know I dig you. Otherwise I wouldn't give you the time of day. [OMNOM for ego.] Who are you babysitting for port?

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

[SCORE!] So what time is it again? [You can hear the smarmface THROUGH THE TRANSMISSION.]

At the moment, no one. I figure someone'll jump me before I'm half off the Barge, but until that happens, it's me, myself, and my ego makes three. But it can move over if you're not too tied up, y'know, being Wonder Woman or whatever it is you do around here.

[youdaman.livejournal.com]

Again with the flattery. Tell you what, we'll get drinks and see where it goes from there? I'm still picking out outfits for the port right now and making sure my inmate item is secure.

I'm just glad as hell the killing games are over. It's not that I don't like being Wonder Woman. Oh wait- yes it is. I'd like to be regarded as a normal girl... and not Sexby's hit woman.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a plan to me.

A normal girl. Do most normal girls get picked up by gods? ...Oh wait. That's the basis of the entire Greek pantheon. Never mind then.

[youdaman.livejournal.com]

Oh, Trick, STOP. You're giving me the vapors. [SMAAAARM.]

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah. I know. Save something for the port.

See you then, Maxxie.

[youdaman.livejournal.com]

See ya then.