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Gabriel, aka The Trickster ([personal profile] uberboned) wrote2010-02-05 06:29 pm

001 (Voice)

[While the Winchesters are away, the Tricksters will play, apparently. THE BARGE HAS TIMING. :| Hope your ears love the sultry sound of loud-mouthed demigods/archangels with slight southern drawls, residents of the Barge, because that's what you're getting. And there is nothing in the tone of this that does not scream SNARK.]

GOOD MORNIN', VIET-NAM.

Or afternoon. Or, for all I know, half-past midnight. I don't believe in clocks. Anyway. 

Hi! I'm the newest sherrif on this Love Boat. One of you lucky sons of bitches will eventually be mine to mold into whatever amounts to a productive, functional member of society. Lucky you! For the rest of you, juuust get used to the sound of this voice, kids, 'cause you're gonna be hearing a lot of it. 

I could go on, tell you all a few things about me, and we can all have a nice, little sharing circle, buuuut I'm not that kinda guy. Sorry. A man's gotta have a little mystery about him. In this case, a lot. 

But, hey, I'm here for all you losers. That's the deal I made and I live up to my deals. Think of me as your own personal pagan deity. So if you really need and/or want me, look me up sometime. It's Trickster, comma, the. Thank you and good night. 

[RUBY DONE RATTED YOU OUT. HE KNOWS WHERE YOU SLEEP. :|]

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-02-07 03:34 am (UTC)(link)

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[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-02-07 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
[Bad news for everyone else on the Barge, maybe.

And oh how he's leading. With good-natured eyerolling in.]

Y'know, Gabby and Ruby doesn't have the same kick to it that Skip and Kristy did.

[IM GONNA KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL HER]

[identity profile] cantrunfromme.livejournal.com 2010-02-07 03:49 am (UTC)(link)

[NUU. SHE'S HIS NEW BFF.]

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-02-07 03:53 am (UTC)(link)

[WATCH IT GABE. YOUR WEAKNESS ARE SHOWING]

[identity profile] cantrunfromme.livejournal.com 2010-02-07 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
You.

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[identity profile] yousethimfree.livejournal.com 2010-02-07 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry, you're not gettin' that back.

[PFFT. WEAKNESSES. ALSO THIS IS SUDDENLY SO VERY PRIVATE.]

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-02-07 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
Me. Oh look, we can be all dramatic. Good for us.

What? No hug for your Uncle Gabe?

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[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-02-07 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
Because Skip and Gabby are both completely dignified names to go by. [Thoughtful pause.] Although, Gabby and Ruby sounds almost like the title to a 70's cop show.

[AND IN THE DRAMATIC ANNOUNCER VOICE THAT HE IS SO GOOD AT DOING.] She's a demon, formerly Lucifer's right-hand and currently seeking redemption. He's an archangel, on the run from his family and hiding in a pagan god. Together... They fight crime! [Pause. And in his normal voice.] Or cause it. [Shrug.] Either way.

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[identity profile] yousethimfree.livejournal.com 2010-02-07 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
[And she laughs. Actually laughs.] Cause it. I just try to stay out of zero, and on occasion protect the few people on this tin can I actually care about.
Edited 2010-02-07 04:38 (UTC)

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[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-02-07 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
And I'm a Warden, so they expect me to be, y'know, a decent member of society. [He is trying so hard to be innocent and serious right now.

And then he bursts out laughing.]

Yeah, right.

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[identity profile] yousethimfree.livejournal.com 2010-02-07 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
Ya know, I was considering holding this angel thing over your head, but now...

[Spam: And my narration has descended into Crackville. Whee.]

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-02-07 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
[LOOK AT THIS GRIN, RUBY? HOW CAN YOU RESIST THIS MF-ING GRIN.]

But now you're utterly charmed by my winning personality? [Spreads his arms wide in his best shameless "I KNOW, I AM AWESOME" gesture.] It happens to the best. And I promise I won't go all angel all over your ass, so that's probably a better deal than you get from most of the family.

[THE ANGELS ARE LIKE THE MAFIA, DIDN'T YOU KNOW?]

[Spam: Pft. Crackville is fun.]

[identity profile] yousethimfree.livejournal.com 2010-02-07 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, well, mine's no bed of roses either. [She licks her lips as they start to approach the bar.] Although, there was this one thing I thought about getting out of you...

[Go on, Gabby, ask. THE MUN DARES YOU.]

Re: [Spam: It's my hometown, yo. Represent.]

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-02-07 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
[CURIOUS GABE IS NOW CURIOUS. And has forgotten there was a bar or he'd be making comments about how this sounds like the beginning of a bad joke. Gabriel is the Dean Winchester of the angel hierarchy.]

...Okay. I'll bite. What is it?

[Spam: Hey, you're talking to a chick who's played Ruby/Michael before.]

[identity profile] yousethimfree.livejournal.com 2010-02-07 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
[And yet they get along SO WELL. How does that work?

And Ruby gives him one of those looks. You know which one. Yeah, that one she used to give Sam to make him all cute and flustered.]

Re: [Spam: Fail is having to go make sad eyes at someone 'cause you didn't have the necessary icon.]

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-02-07 07:36 am (UTC)(link)
[Because Gabe could get along with a brick wall. It's like the full circle of doucheyness. "OH MY GOD, YOU'RE OBNOXIOUS AND I HATE YOU... No, actually, you're adorable. Please say more words." And then he puts you in a time loop FOR YOUR OWN GOOD.

Gabe doesn't get all flustered. He orchestrates orgies. With cake. He lost his shame somewhere between Heaven and Albuquerque. He just raises an eyebrow.]

Not usually, but I slept through that part of angel school. [He ducks into the bar and then pokes his head out the door to add.] Not that I do all that much sleeping, if you catch my drift. [And he's ducking back in now.

CHEW ON THAT, RUBY.]
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[Spam: LOL.]

[identity profile] yousethimfree.livejournal.com 2010-02-07 07:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Mmmm, orgies with cake. Chocolate cake? If it is, Ruby is so there.

She follows him in, of course.]

It's just been too long since I did something really wrong, ya know, and I figure you're plenty wrong.

[Spam: I feel like somewhere a bunch of angels just DIED. Spontaneously.]

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-02-07 07:56 am (UTC)(link)
[WHAT HEATHEN GOD HAS ORGIES WITH ANYTHING ELSE? Not this heathen god, that's for sure.

He's already surveying the bar, staking out the alcohol that's likely to create something ungodly sweet and probably vaguely girly. Gabe is very certain of his masculinity.]

I'm the definition of wrong. If Cas were still here, he'd fall over in a fit if he knew half the things I've done. [He looks her over.] ...Although, if he actually got along with you, someone must've yanked that stick out of his ass.

[Spam: What would murder of an angel be called? If there's not a word, we should invent one.]

[identity profile] yousethimfree.livejournal.com 2010-02-07 08:08 am (UTC)(link)
[NPC!Elf knows what she likes, so she doesn't have to ask for her Jack. Not that she's really picky, alcohol is alcohol.]

He didn't at first, at least not when he was a warden. Then he rattled off something about your dad and disappeared. Next thing we know he's back, only five years older, human and high as a kite.

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[identity profile] cantrunfromme.livejournal.com 2010-02-07 08:22 am (UTC)(link)
You know all too well the kind of hugs I like to give, hotwings.

[Spam: ANGELICIDE. ...I totally just made that word up.]

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-02-07 08:26 am (UTC)(link)
[Yes, get the masculine drink, Ruby. GABE WILL DRINK HIS LITTLE BLUE THING WITH MANLY PRIDE. And it better have an umbrella. Oh yes.

And now he's gonna stare like Ruby be crazy.]

...How come I don't get drugged-up!Castiel. I get stick-up-his-ass, disapproves-of-everything!Castiel. [Eyeroll and now he's just muttering, BECAUSE NO ONE EVER LISTENS TO HIM.] I told 'em he wasn't gonna find Dad.

[PRIVATE]

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-02-07 08:29 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah? Who's tuggin' your chokechain these days, Sweeney? I oughta send 'em a fruit basket out of sheer sympathy.

[Spam: It's cool, I make up words all the time.]

[identity profile] yousethimfree.livejournal.com 2010-02-07 08:36 am (UTC)(link)
He wasn't just drugged up. [She holds up her right hand, flashing her awesome black diamond snake ring (http://www.myjewelrybox.com/?section=item&itemID=6233) at him.] Christmas present. How fuckin' weird is that?

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[identity profile] cantrunfromme.livejournal.com 2010-02-07 08:40 am (UTC)(link)
Look for the overinflated faggot playing angel dress up. You could teach him a thing or two what it really means to be a sanctimonious sunnavabitch.

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[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-02-07 01:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Lemme guess. Aziraphale?

And I don't think anyone's called me sanctimonious in a few thousand years. I'm a little bit insulted.

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