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Gabriel, aka The Trickster ([personal profile] uberboned) wrote2010-09-11 11:25 pm
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047- I'm in the mood to help you, dude. You ain't never had a friend like me.

[Contrary to what the title of this entry says, Gabriel's not gonna be singing that song because I still have PSTD from the last time I wrote a song parody. He is, however, on camera, and golf clapping at the whole Barge and grinning like a maniac. He finds you all so very entertaining.]

Bravo, gang. Bravo.

[ADDITIONAL SPAM FOR MURPHY]

[Knock, knock, Murphy. :|

He gave you some time after the whole Armand incident, now it's time to pay the piper... The piper being Gabriel and paying being.. Tolerating his existence.

Hopefully, there won't be any singing. There will be.]

[[OOC: Gabriel's affected, but he hasn't really gotten the ~movement~ to sing yet... Except in that thread with Howie, but I haven't written that tag yet because I put way too much thought into song choices. orz. MAKE HIM SING, BARGE. ]]
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acid_rayne: (Talk)

[personal profile] acid_rayne 2010-09-12 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
Don't make us hurt you, man.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-09-12 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
You're veering really close to an MC Hammer song here, and no one wants that.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-09-13 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
[EYEBROW, RAYNE. EYEBROW.]

I am not gonna find out if I can work Hammer pants for the sake of this flood. Sorry.
goodgrasshopper: Cosplay Model Silverrr (I am so totally on to you.)

[personal profile] goodgrasshopper 2010-09-13 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
I'd take a bow, but I really haven't done much to contribute to the entertainment.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-09-13 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
What? No songs in your heart?
goodgrasshopper: Cosplay Model Silverrr (I am so totally on to you.)

[personal profile] goodgrasshopper 2010-09-13 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
What can I say? There is nothing I can sing from my heart. [deadpan]

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-09-13 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
[Equally deadpan] What did happen to your part?
goodgrasshopper: Cosplay Model Silverrr (Look at this thingy!)

[personal profile] goodgrasshopper 2010-09-13 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I was a hit, now I don't know.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-09-14 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Just take the hint and move to Vegas if you wind up with a buncha British knights. I bet you could take Celine Dion in a fist fight.
goodgrasshopper: Cosplay Model Silverrr (This makes me smile.)

[personal profile] goodgrasshopper 2010-09-14 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I am way more badass than Celine Dion--and Brittany Spears. But I think that a casino would be a lot less forgiving than my dad when I blew out all of their electronics.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-09-15 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
It'd make one hell of a lightshow, though.
goodgrasshopper: Cosplay Model Silverrr (Looking for me?)

[personal profile] goodgrasshopper 2010-09-15 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Definitely. And then would come the magic for the grand finale.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-09-16 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
Dresden's wasting your talent.
goodgrasshopper: Cosplay Model Silverrr (Mom likes my hair like this.)

[personal profile] goodgrasshopper 2010-09-16 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Dresden is teaching me how to use my talent without hurting anyone.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-09-17 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, yeah. To be honest though, kid? Some people got it coming.
goodgrasshopper: Cosplay Model Silverrr (Thinky thoughts)

[personal profile] goodgrasshopper 2010-09-19 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but I'd like to make sure the people that get it are the ones that have it coming, you know?
cisskabob: (Amused)

[personal profile] cisskabob 2010-09-13 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
Are you enjoying yourself?

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-09-13 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
Other people making complete asses outta themselves because they can't shut off their communicators when the music hits 'em?

Yeeep. I'd say this flood definitely ranks.
cisskabob: (You're so funny)

[personal profile] cisskabob 2010-09-13 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
It does seem like your kind of thing. Does that mean I'm not going to get serenaded?

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-09-13 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
I think the last port ran me out of deep, dark secrets I could reveal through song. Sorry.
cisskabob: (Cissie smirks [AB])

[personal profile] cisskabob 2010-09-13 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
All of them? Come on Gabriel, there must be something you've been dying to get off your chest.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-09-13 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
Please. With the way I keep things buried? If I wanted 'em off my chest, I'd be in a support group.

[OH BUT LOOK. THERE'S MUSIC SWELLING. COULD IT BE? COULD THERE BE SOMETHING ABOUT TO HAPPEN.

LET'S WATCH.]

....Not now.

[GABRIEL USED VEHEMENT PROTEST. IT WAS UNAFFECTIVE AGAINST THE FLOOD.]
cisskabob: (Not now)

[personal profile] cisskabob 2010-09-13 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
...You were saying?

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-09-13 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
[Gabriel normally has a singing voice that would cause pop stars to hang themselves. Now... Now he's suddenly got a really nice voice.]

"If there's a prize for rotten judgment
I guess I've already won that
No chick is worth the aggravation.
That's ancient history
Been there- done that."

[AND THIS IS FOLLOWED BY A GROAN OF ANGUISH. ANYTHING BUT DISNEY.]
Edited 2010-09-13 05:42 (UTC)
cisskabob: (Cissie's not laughing [AB])

[personal profile] cisskabob 2010-09-13 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Cissie is... trying so very, very hard not to laugh. She is behaving! Or trying to.]

I don't know that I would have pegged you for the Disney type.
cisskabob: (Weeeell...)

[personal profile] cisskabob 2010-09-13 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry, sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-09-13 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
[BUT THE INTERRUPTING WAS... Dammit, Cissie.]

"No chance, no way.
I won't say it- no, no."
Edited 2010-09-13 06:06 (UTC)
cisskabob: (Whatever you say)

[personal profile] cisskabob 2010-09-13 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
I think this is the part where I'm supposed to tell you you're in denial.

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-09-13 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not in de-[OH I'M SORRY, THAT WASN'T IN THE FORM OF A SONG LYRIC.]

"It's too cliche
I won't say I'm in... [He coughs the last word so that it's completely indistinguishable from an actual word. Not that anyone who knows Disney doesn't know what word goes there. It's the principle.

And oh, it's going further. And he's actually getting into it AGAINST HIS WILL.]

"I thought my heart had learned it's lesson
It feels so good when you start out
My head is screaming, 'Get a grip, Gabe.'
Unless you're dying to tear your heart out."

[He clamps his hands over his ears, like by not hearing the music, he'll be able to make it stop.]

Stop helping it.
cisskabob: (Hello?)

[personal profile] cisskabob 2010-09-13 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Cissie holds her hands up, looking actually sympathetic!]

Sorry. Stopping. But I don't think there was much left anyway.
Edited 2010-09-13 06:22 (UTC)

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-09-13 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
[FACEPALM]

Leeeet's just forget that ever happened. Okay?
cisskabob: (You're so funny)

[personal profile] cisskabob 2010-09-13 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
Forget what happened?

[identity profile] painhumbles.livejournal.com 2010-09-13 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
That's my girl.
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